Elon Musk, great man with crazy ideas❤

Dev's debugging paradise

Every client is in a hurry until the ball is in his/her court.

My worst Technology I've worked with is deffinatly the Facebook Graph API.

THIS AIDS INVESTED PIECE OF CUNTFLAPS IS FULL OF BUGS THAT THEY REFUSE TO SOLVE.

How such a multi-billion dollar business can produce such a retardedly incestious sucky fuck dick ass cunt broken API is beyond me.

FUCK!!!

That face you make when your IDE tries to tell you how to write your code...

My internet got cut for one night. I had supper with the family. They are actually nice people.

A recruiter sent this assignment for assessment!

Why why!!!why u do this!!!

The reality of Android hobby projects:
First 25min of each coding session goes to updating Android studio and plugins...

Had to download eclipse ide for a project
Latest release is called neon
Guess they ran out of cool planet names
😀

Definitely this!

@dfox Just an idea and don't know if anyone would be interested but what if there was another menu option underneath rants for "Showcase" or something where people share their creations and projects?

Most of the Android Developers spend their time on Android Monitor.

ok, sorry :(

It's an easy one but NAME THAT TUNE...

This is what success looks like. Worth my whole night behind this :)

Just taking the temperature - how many people would be interested in a devRant podcast? We'd probably start with it being every other week.

It would feature things like inside devRant updates, guest interviews, rant readings, and anything else fun we could think of.

Any thoughts?

My friend had managed to move up viewport with pure javascript...

Every time someone gets the "blue screen of death"

Outside:
keep staring at the screen with a poker face.

Inside:
I WILL CHOP YOUR FINGER OFF IF YOU DARE TOUCH THE SCREEN AGAIN.

Currently rebuilding a web store backend originally developed in 5.2 and by an Indian guy who loved his spaghetti and his knowledge of version control is to do things like 'index.php, index1.php, index-old.php'. Even on the DB he does this... God damn

Yo mama so fat, her layout_width="match_parent"

I find it hard to trust code school's courses when they use green as the color for error.

Boss: Ah good! Good to see you're hard at work.
Me: Yup! *smirks*

Android is super cool 😁

First, I get 150 ++'s and then I get this shirt! Best birthday ever!

Client: Build me two websites and I will choose which one I like best.
My Mind: Would you ask a builder to build you two houses then knock one down?!

the truth about android studio...

Explaining win zip to a client!

Apparently I, the Intern, am the only developer at this company with any experience with Version Control. My Boss just asked me for 'Documentation on how to create a Repository in GitHub'...

"There's a big button that says 'Create Repository'. CLICK IT."

Meanwhile, in real life...