That weak moment when I googled “how to invert a boolean”

Great😅😂

This is a place in switzerland... i felt the power...

—_(*_*)_—

Release time :)

did

you

just

put

our

entire

kernel

source

code

in

a

pastebin

?

She said yes :D

Normal person: send nudes
Dev: send stickers

I just can’t imagine it.

( ._.) “Hey dude, I code. Do you?”
(.-. ) “Same”
( ._.) “Friends?”
(.-. ) “Friends”

You know you are drunk when you SSH into the server and try to SSH back into your computer.😂

The end has begun

Microsoft support: "Your antivirus software is causing problems with the memory management."

Me: "I use Windows defender"

Microsoft support: "Oh..."

Me: 🙃

This is the best thing I've seen all week.

A young guy I work with burst into tears today, I had no idea what happened so I tried to comfort him and ask what was up.

It appears his main client had gone nuts with him because they wanted him to make an internet toolbar (think Ask.com) and he politely informed them toolbars doesn't really exist anymore and it wouldn't work on things like modern browsers or mobile devices.

Being given a polite but honest opinion was obviously something the client wasn't used to and knowing the guy was a young and fairly inexperienced, they started throwing very personal insults and asking him exactly what he knows about things (a lot more than them).

So being the big, bold, handsome senior developer I am, I immediately phoned the client back and told them to either come speak to me face-to-face and apologise to him in person or we'd terminate there contract with immediate effect. They're coming down tomorrow...

So part my rant, part a rant on behalf of a young developer who did nothing wrong and was treated like shit, I think we've all been there.

We'll see how this goes! Who the hell wants a toolbar anyway?!

That's totally relatable. What say devs??

This happens to me a few times in a week!

"The website must be fully compatible with Internet Explorer"
Yeah well that's too fucking bad

From twitter - https://twitter.com/AdamOfEarth/...

My biggest dev sin is not writing any unit tests for devRant :/

if (post.isFunny()){
PlusPlus ();
}
else {
Comment ("Lame!");
}

A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.

Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?

Source: Twitter @cryptomanran

This is how I feel after working, almost exclusively, with PHP over the last 4 years.

Marketing done right

At a party.

A: So, what do you do for a living?
Me: I'm a dev-
A: So you can like... hack things? Can you hack my insta?

ಠ_ಥ

A: "You write code? Can you fix my computer?"
M: "No, that's not how it works, bud"
A: "Why? It's both computer stuff."
M: *points to the greasy tire shop* "Let's go get your car painted there*
A: "Hell no"
M: "Why? It's both car stuff."

😂

When a web developer visits a porn website...

Hahahha so accurate

Whenever I feel depressed in life.. I open my GMail inbox...I find:

1) 10 banks are giving me easy loans.

2) I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.

3) 10 Job companies have best jobs for me.

4) 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.

5) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.

6) 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.

I was bored in class.

Windows always sucks.