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Yipee... Got a buyer...😂🤣

Linux GUI Apps on Windows (mind blowing gif)

I accidently left log.debug("bollocks") ;
In an exception handler our customers log monitoring system picked it up and they questioned why and I quote here "why is there a spike in bollocks at 3am?"
That was an awkward conference call

"updates"

Web browsers supported by my new project :
Firefox ✔️
Chrome ✔️
Internet Explorer ❌

This made me laugh

IntelliJ, you know I love you... But WTF ?!

Ranters this week

My glorious new ryzen build ❤️

To help get though the day...

The first time I tried to use an image as a background, this happened and it freaked me out lmao. Then I realized my mistake

Are you sure want to exist.

Dear Client.

Please don't whine why your site is down, you haven't paid us in like 3 months, and its on the contract that you signed, we only have limited patience.

sincerely yours,
developer

I wish I could be this creative

I guess I'll just change my dad then...

That feeling...

Absolutely!

BLOCKCHAIN?

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Who needs css when you have <table>?

“Kiss my piss” - Richard Hendriks Silicon Valley

Some guy: "PLEASE CALL AN AMBULANCE!"
Me: Ambulance();

Still don't know what I did wrong 🤷

Certainly the biggest

girlfriend: "which color do you like better for the kitchen?"
me: "${girlfriend.kitchenColorChoice}"

decided to rebuild my personal website as an emulated terminal... pretty happy with it so far.

(its open source in case anyone wants to check it out: https://github.com/alexdovzhanyn/...)

margin-left: 100px;

Meanwhile...

Does anybody even monitor the tags?