Everytime I need to edit a document

It still baffles my mind why anyone would prefer spaces over tabs.

With quantum computers, will my code be right and wrong at the same time?

Gary's a prick

99% of the devs be like

catch(Exception e)
{
// Not a single fuck given
}

This is how every app should start...

I have a confession to make.
I do most of my java coding in comic sans ;-;
IT MAKES ME HAPPY FOR SOME REASON

Meetings... They say coding is 70% thinking and well.. I find meetings to be a great place to think about what am currently working on. I go in with a sketch book and sketch away. I always figure out whatever is bugging me by the end of the meeting. After all the PM will send a summary of whatever I may have missed during the meeting

Why the fuck did I set up GitHub and all the deploy scripts if your just going to fucking ignore it and edit directly on the server?!?
"Oh, I ran out of time"
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW SIMPLE GIT IS?!?!?
"git add file
git commit -m 'Queef farm'"
AND YOU'RE DONE!

##Rant

I made the switch and my laptop is thanking me. The laptop is SATA II so I opted for a cheap SSD. Insane difference on boot up, shutdown, and opening programs.

- Sir, you must put away your laptop before the flight takes off.
- Is a tablet okay?
- Yes
- *Uncouples keyboard from Surface*
- ಠ_ಠ
- (⌐■_■)

It's Monday morning. In our company there are 12 employees. Our work starts at 8:00AM and am the only here. This people are lucky, whenever I come in late, there are always trash talk behind my back.

What the fuck is going on in this world.

Installed Visual Studio 2015. I have 162GB left in my SSD.

Uninstalled Visual Studio 2015. I have 151GB left in my SSD.

When you thought you are a hacker and try phishing me.😂
Thanks @h3ll for that word "tosserpod"

When the "lost password" feature of a website sends you an email with your original password :/

!rant
What's your favorite style of indentation and why is it tabs?

And the most useless function of the year award goes to...

how to improve UX

Thank you JavaScript.

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Got a job with EA
Went down like this during the interview

Hiring Manager: your second part of your resume seems to be missing?
Me: second part is $20
Hiring Manager: Welcome on board

Gets me every time

Student next to me tried to be cool and opened a terminal window and said to me: "I'm hacking someone." He was just running "apt-get update" ...

Windows 7 applied updates.

"Press ctrl+alt+delete to log on"

I press them.

"Shutting down windows"

Dafuq?! I just... What? I may be hungover but windows you're still drunk.

Who will try it?

Feeling powerful by disabling simply with developers tools that big and bad pop-up.

Which asks to deactivate my precious Ad-Blocker to be able to read this tiny article on your expired https newspaper site xD

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Weeks of programming can save you hours of planning.

Tests!

Before you write a piece of code, write tests which will check that the code does what you expect. This helps you in two ways:

1. It forces you to think about and understand the purpose and aim of the code you're about to write before you start hacking away at it.

2. You know when you're finished, because the tests will pass.