Javascript why? (－‸ლ)

javascript...

Every Indian dude on forums:
Hi I installed Kali Linux can you teach me to hack websites?

Linux and windows

So, apparently they sell Linux in a can now?

There are two types of linux users
1. one who actually enjoy linux
2. one who just hates windows

Only Linux user will understand

Me - "Hey, would you like a coffee?"

Linux User - "Let me tell you about Linux."

Linux distributions.

what is it that makes you cry? I'm not talking about two cute little tears, I'm talking bawling crying like 😭

I know I haven't been responding to a lot of you lately. I've been busy helping neighbors and my community, doing MAAAAAATH, working on my car, and moving a shit ton of scrap and lumber.

I've been thinking about getting a motorcycle. Fuck, maybe I'm experiencing a midlife crisis, but early.

Been busy doing some design work as well for the game, and arrived at something that I'm satisfied with enough that I might demo it.

I'm also looking for a job, and I think I might give up programming as a career path and persue welding or trucking or something considering theres basically zero opportunities for it unless you went to college.

It's good to have hobbys anyway. And who wants to turn their hobby into a job right?

Anyway, thats whats been going on with me.

Completely unrelated, but heres a really fantastic introduction to the basics of type theory:

https://wscp.dev/posts/tech/...

Imagine developing a frontend for 2 months.

And then one day, PM says, that we have a critical library that we need to integrate with. There is no other alternative (apparently).

And then you check the library, and see, that it's written in a completely different language, that we can't really integrate with.

Project restarts and you get blamed, for not mentioning this earlier.

Yay!

this.Meme

Happy Ramadan Mubarak to all Muslim devs who observe the month ⭐🌙

We spent 80% of development time implementing a feature requested by a client. Client for no reason says "the feature is no longer needed take it out ". Am so fucking furious now. Such a waist of time

Manager: "How long will this take?"
Me: "Er... it depends."
Manager: "Depends on what?"
Me: "Well, if the reactive hyperflux core's external dampeners are--"
Manager: "Yeah, yeah, whatever just get it done."
Me: "You got it boss."

Happens many times when a open a new tab;

Sometimes I want to fuck customers with 30 samurai methods ! A few minutes ago, some one called me and asked me to make a website like Google for him with 500$ 😑

This literally happens almost everyday at a startup I work

Boy I'm proud of myself! I just managed to produce a nice little awk script, which makes printing a file in a log look good!

https://gist.github.com/chabad360/...

About to put together this new killing machine!

age++;

All the time, every time !

😣😣😐😐😣

Lessons learned with #reactnative
Easy to start...
Hard to finish!!!

I love js. It makes me feel free🙌

Sometimes having a family is more stressful than work... love my wife and daughter deeply but they are exhausting 😓

HTML is 26 years old.

CSS is 22.

JS is 23.

Friend (girl) of my friends realized that I’m a programmer and dated me. She wanted me to hack her ex boyfriend Facebook account.

She abused/used me sexually as long I explain to her that programmers aren’t hackers and I can’t hack fb account.

I feel bad for her! 😂😂

Oh my god