"Why are people using Git? It's too complicated. Dropbox can do the same kind of things."

- A fellow CS student at university

#iPhone X users in a nutshell: Welcome to Android gestures.

Damned, my wife's pms (aka "premenstrual syndrome") is synchronize with the windows update...

What have I done in my paste life's?

We are in 2017! :)

Thinking/saying: nah, that can't be an issue, no user can be that stupid

Never has anyone been so wrong.

Agreed! 😇😇

The true story 😋

You motherfucker ISP stop throttling my Ubuntu torrent you cunt

Coding Etiquette 101:

TURN THAT FUCKING DARK THEME ON!!!

"I will create a very useful library and won't document it" - said every developer ever.

This fucking snapcraft is making me lose my goddamn mind.

I recently met a young fella (14yo) playing League of Legends. He asked:
- What do you do for a living?
- I'm a programmer, do you know anything about programming?
- I don't, actually.

Apparently he was playing from a LAN Gaming center 'cause he didn't have a computer at home (his computer had broken and these Lan centers are pretty affordable).
I figured I could explain to him what was it and what super powers you could get from it. Turns out I recommended a JS course in codecademy and now he goes to the LAN center every day to study programming (he got really into it!).
Now he always pings me with questions about JS and apparently he's learning a ton! He had almost no English skills too (we're Brazilian), and because most of the material in the internet is in English he found himself some free English courses and he's now taking them!

Knowledge is free on the internet and I guess he's just realized that.

Not exactly a rant guys, just figured it was a nice story to tell :)
#TeachAKidHowToCode

js validation

age++;

Happy 1500000000 seconds!!

This bus company got... inspired.

[14 dependencies]

"Geez this project has a lot of dependencies. I know, I should use a package manager!"

[15 dependencies]

CTO: I heard about this great architecture of microservices. What is it exactly?
Me: it's building many servers with one responsbility each.
CTO: That sound good. But let keep it simple and build only one big microservice.
Me: 😲
(True story from a comapny a worked for)

drunk me: "let's just code a bit right before going to bed!"
*codes and then goes to bed*
sober me: "when and what did i do here?"
(...)
also sober me: "how the hell does this work?!"

Need a dark theme for everything. IDE or otherwise.

Dear Ubuntu 16.04, thanks for always freezing when i remove the VGA cable. :)

Wordpress. The only backdoor with a plugin system and CMS included.

I have to clean ANOTHER. Hacked WordPress site. One wrong decision and you have to support it for the life time :'(

I'm sure it was already posted here, but I couldn't resist. 👌

Free, Open-Source, Desktop & Hacking Simulator game. [more details]

I also finally get to do it😂

Not sure what's going on 😅

!rant

Love this community, the idea of the app, developers, etc. Thanks everyone for making a home for devs.

hello world;

!Rant

So the interns tried to 3d print a rubberduck and it got stuck mid way.

Guess i have a coding duck now
I call her "Detached HEAD state"

Your choice.