This one cracked me up!

I mean... Looks fine to me

This is how you'd imagine a sysadmin.

(Stolen from Reddit)

All the time ,😂

If my laptop made the same many sounds that computers in series and movies does, I would go insane and became as creepy, cynical and depressed as the people you see in those films and series using their computers are

Please stop doing this! Here I thought I wrote something people liked, and you're just here spamming and shizz

It's funny because this is real :-/

!rant

IDE or text editors ?
I tbh use notepad++ to work on text files and encrypted files for passwords lol

Switch_case

Well now, I wouldn't want to mention anyone specific since talking about someone behind their back and calling them 'weird' isn't very nice. 🙄 But absolutely HYPOTHETICALLY speaking, if I HAD a weird coworker, they would probably...
- ... strut about the office, telling all how great yet underpaid their work is
- ... write lots of 'concepts' because coding is for lowly programmers
- ... insist that the code they have to do when boss is looking is simply too complicated for unit testing, and 'that's great!'
- ... brag about their/wear to work a ridiculous array of ties in every colour imaginable, when everyone else shows up casual

- ... trap people into listening to them talk for hours about...
-- ... ties
-- ... their misspent youth
-- ... how awesome they are/were/will be
-- ... why it's a good idea to eat cheese

- ... never let me forget I'm female, coz *insert BS reasons why all devs must by nature be male here*
- ... send me little unsolicited notes and mails with funny (sexist) jokes *har har*

- ... be let go, at which point everyone else discovers why they had so much time that they could spend chatting away at the watering hole
- ... earn the eternal hatred of anyone picking up the pieces of their 'work'
- ... try to steal our customers away who will laugh in their bloody face

Just my theory, of course..

We had a server that crashed every single Christmas four years a row. Last year I put a cross and garlic on it for fun. Everybody laughed at me... but it didn't crash!

Soo... should I protect it from the Christmas ghost again, this year too? 🤔👻

Yesterday I pulled 36 straight hours of coding compression algorithms. So help me god, I never want to look at another... Until I need to continue next week. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Today, I left the world of QA testing. I start a new job in designing a DevOps system on Monday! Yay!!!

I feel old when I say that my first website was on Geocities.

Not sure if troll or glitch...

My favorite xkcd

This is what u get when u trust your teammates on a group project.
Not my fav function, but I was rofl when I saw it 😂
That is, until the frustration of working in a group kicked in

Repost by me, but it just fits this week's rant, cuz it's wet.

I hate computers.

tldr: Fuck Apple AND Microsoft...

Tried to check my "me" email today (iCloud)... and well it's apparently "locked" for god only knows what reason, and they will only let me recover it through a Hotmail account that I haven't used in >10years.. So I tried that and after one login attempt outlook.com is telling me "you've entered too many wrong password attempts, you must reset your password"... ugh OK, so I hit the button and it's asking me "my" security question.. 'where did you and your spouse meet?'.. wtf? I'm not married now nor was I @12yrs old when I made this account....

Well thanks so I guess that's fucked for forever...

"Just patch it up; we will refactor it later."

Hello, I’m Mr. Null. My Name Makes Me Invisible to Computers.

This guy is the best user case.

http://www.wired.com/2015/11/null/

I used to read the news first thing in the morning, and then I found DevRant... so much for the news, and for productivity ...

Am a full stack developer with inclination to design ,
Buying 2015 8gb MacBook air,
Good call??

Ah you think debugging is your ally? You merely adopted the debug. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the compiling until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding!

The first time you look at the code base of a large legacy application

I'm a fucking finance girl. FINANCE. GIRL. Why the fuck am I spending all morning importing databases??
I'll tell you why.. "you are married to a dev. You must have picked something up." Fuck this. Fuck fuck fuck fuck. (no it's not working for the fuck of it, and whoever wrote this program deserves to be hanged by his balls from a tree)

this got me into programming, when I saw it during a school function in early 90s. wow there is a whole world inside this...

Best weather for coding :)

Guys, please help out a fellow rantr in distress, I'm trying to get rid of FOUC here. My current solution almost works, but please check this out and a little help would be much appreciated.

http://stackoverflow.com/q/...