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Joined devRant on 6/23/2017

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CEO: You need to use git.
Designer: No

CEO: You can backup stuff.
Designer: No

CEO: You don't have to save copies!
Designer: No

CEO: You will use a really cool command line!
Designer: No

CEO: It has unlimited storage
Designer: So when we start?

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Why some recruiters can t understand this: javaScript is NOT java!!!

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Aww Adobe😝

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Type it in, type it in, type a bigger number in. Oh how fun it is to break other people's software!

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Definitely not malware!

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I fucking hate applying for jobs.

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need a good idea for app or game? follow this quick guide.

1. prepare a notebook.
2. prepare a pen.
3. go to toilet.
4. start writing the ideas.
5. make millions.

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Story of my life.

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Just saw a blue screen of death In the top of a taxi cab. Had no idea these kind of signs were running Windows. Why are so many companies buying licenses for Windows when they could so easily use Linux ?

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Every day

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Sounds right...

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Because you can't improve on perfection

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Shakespeare was not just a poem, but also an IT geek

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me: "ugh frontend is so stupid, i wish i only did backend"

also me: "i should be working on backend, but i just added some dopeass icons to my website"

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@Linux thought this might be an important milestone for you. I remember when you got 1000...

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I think it's a hotel!

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My wife opens a document, writes her entire paper and uses the close ❌ button to save it.

I think I married an adrenaline junkie.

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Array Indexing

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What do you guys think of having a "go anonymous" feature while ranting?

I was thinking when community will go larger and people who know each other in real life, start following each other, then it might become hard for them to rant about stuff or they might become hesitant in rantings.

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He got it.

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You know when the developer is in big trouble !

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Mom: what are you doing ?

Me: i'm installing daemons in my computer.

Mother: *sprays me with holy water

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Programmer at an eye test...

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Wanted to make a python script that makes a file, deletes it, make another one with incremented title, deletes it and so on.
Fucked something up and ended up with ~20k files before ending the script few seconds later.
Gotta love the ideas you get in the middle of the night

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just found this on reddit... this is freaking hilarious 😂😂

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This is 2017 but someone still think that Java and Javascript are the same language.
And this person is an IT student.

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