As a child:
Look Ma, no training wheels!

As an adult:
Look Ma, no mouse!

****I/O error, dev sda, sector 617817411*****

F**ing hate it when this happens

I just fixed a wireless driver issue on my friend's HP laptop. I had to download driver source separately and build it and install it..

Bloody RT3290.. Turns out the WiFi doesn't work by default on laptops with this chip and Ubuntu 16**

When I'm coding, I often come up with some cool algos and when I do, I feel pretty good.
But the next second, I get this feeling that I know there are a million other people in the world who have solved the same problem with the same or better algorithm and I feel like shit. Like all the work I put in is somehow redundant.

Like finding answers on StackOverflow... When you do, you know the person who answered has already done it. You're just repeating it. But again, the fact that I'm looking for answers from other people in the first place is ....

I don't know. I guess I need to change the way I code from now on....

Who the f*** is Clayton ? I'm not Clayton .......

Oh drant !!

Accidently typed sl and a train went across my screen .......

make

😴😴😴😴😴😴

8hrs

😀😀😀😀😀😀

*** error

What the fuieouieuck ?

😲😲 😐 🔫

Installed TLP on my ThinkPad T470 and god ..

The battery is lasting forever .. !

What is the point of having a progress bar if ..

beginning
0 %

after ~2hrs
0%

next minute:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 100 %
installation complete

??

I fucking hate it when I'm working and people come and ask 'What are you doing ?' .. Even if they mean well ..

I'd be happy to show them and explain the hell out about finished product though .. !

I fucking hate Apple products now.

iPhone 5s time was Apple's prime.

Now it's just a company living off the momentum of its old products.

iPhone X.. really ? the notch ?

I just had to post this ...

What the fueoiauooieaoouck ?

What the flip does greater than infinity mean ?

My desktop now ..

It emanates calmness ..

I've been in relationship with this girl called Seiplaes Les for many years now.. But everytime I propose, I get a 'No'.. Gives me a different reason everytime.. After every rejection though I discover a totally new different side of her personality..

We're still dating and our bond is getting stronger and stronger.. I will continue to propose and I can only hope that one day she'll return true.

#define f fuck

I think it's time to fing start carrying my fing phone around in a fing metal box !

f Google !
f it again !

I mean.. how hard is it to FUCKING INDENT CODE ??!!!?!?!!???!?

I just did git branch in someone's repo and got this ..

master
master_backup
master_bckp
master1
master_aug17

I'm armed and ready .. !!
😐😑😐😱😩😡

Friend: OMG are you hacking ?

[sudo apt-get update] running

Me: Yes. I am.

Had a customer on the phone who couldn't figure something out. Wanted to give him instructions so I asked him whether he used mac or windows (getting used to not including Linux in that question). His reply: uhm this has a weird name... do you know elementary os?

Me: you're a Linux user?!
Him: yes, I'm done with windows and mac.

Then i gave him the instructions. Nice twist of the day!

try {
❤
} catch(e) {
🍺
}

Right😂😅

She said YES 😍❤️😃

The future of Internet of Things

Me: "I'll never be able to do this"

Me: "I suck at coding"

Me: "What am I even looking at"

Me: "Im going to get fired for being incompetent"

Me: "They could have hired a child with more coding prowess"

Supervisor: "Hey, good job. Keep up the good work."

Me: "Pfft of course you're talking to a pro here."

I think, my most valuable developer skill - ability to work with hangover.
Happy Monday, guys)

Just made a laser sentry tower for my cats. Next up is adding some tracking so it can play with them by itself while I'm at work and after that I'm adding a Wi-Fi module and camera so that i can also play with them while I'm at work... I couldn't resist using a mouse to top it off 😂

Frontend vs Backend!

True Story !

Skills: JavaScript, PHP, Ruby, Python, Java, C++, Go, Perl

Meaning: I wrote"Hello world" in each of these.

!myPost

Comments are everything in this case... 😂