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Deliberately adding a bug to production so I could get a visit from the cute girl in the front desk.
No regrets

Linux distributions.

!rant

Wooo!
Shiny new job, shiny new lappy 😊

To Companies and Developer who go the extra mile to put Linux as a platform...

❤️

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When you're 6 hours in coding C and notice that you've been using the python code style guide.

When we published our first game like Portal 2 mod in Apr 2016 and had the lead (female btw) developer of the largest Portal 2 mod let's play our small mod and say "pretty good, fun to play!"

Today >1100 downloads. <3

Do you ever wonder why the UK public sector has such a bad computer system? This! This is why!!! What a frigging waste of money!!!! Every computer in the school has this stupid set up!!!

When you hack someone's computer and you notice that they are hacking someone else computer...and you just sit there to see how they do it. #learning

If you're reading this you're doing it wrong.

Somehow I feel like I personally owe Linus for git.

17:50 Colleague whispers "fuck" and the entire project we've worked on for the last half year responds with 404.

17:55 A quick diagnosis shows that she wrote "rm - rf ../" instead of "./" when she threw out her staging dir an thereby deleted everything.

17:58 git pull, everything is back.

18:15 everything is configured and we're up and running again.

**Alternative Timeline without Version control **

17:58 We start looking through Backup folders

18:20 We're fairly confident to have found the most up to date Backup in /var/backup/newback/v2/june/new/released/ and start copying back into the project directory.

19:30 Some files are missing we start patching shit up.

19:40 I realize how much work went down the drain and start strangling my colleague. The Api seems to do the most important things again.

20:00 My colleagues dead body is hidden and I'm 80% confident that the tasks depending on us should run.

Next day: They didn't run. Every nightly build failed, nobody can do anything useful.

A week later : Shits starting to work again, all lost files are replaced. Replacement for dead colleague still missing though.

It's moments like this that make you really appreciate the luxurys we have nowadays...

The right mood.....

For the love of Arch Linux 😍😍😍

Creating porn websites.

I'm a simple man

Don't ever try writing code on a long flight. People LOSE THEIR SHIT.

iLovePython

Etherium is the future. BTC is the present.

For no reason, Microsoft ZO chatbot is calling me TurtleTot

Ok. Decided to try out Zo. She really scared me!

If you know you're writing code that other people will have to work off of and you refuse to comment, can you at least have descriptive variable names so I don't have to spend an hour trying to figure out wtf something is. One letter does not make a variable name.

Seems to be true.

Backend developer vs frontend developer

I like Swiss watches but....

💫
http://apilist.fun

Bye bye windows

- Little pig little pig let me in
- Nope..
- sudo chmod 777

*tries not to cry*
*cries a lot*

Give someone a program, you frustrate them for a day; teach them how to program, you frustrate them for a lifetime. — David Leinweber