When can we buy ducks? I want a duck. Give me duck. quack :/

Do you wanna be a software engineer at Google?

Go to AlgoExpert.io. Pick a question. Read the prompt. Write some code…

JUST FUCKING STOP

Fucking shitty ad popping up every time I watch anything even remotely related to tech or science.

Starting to feel like shit about my new job. Every task my boss gives me I return with a "sorry it can't be done" for one reason or another. At first it was because user interface testing is a nightmare, then it was because the API postman tests he wanted is for endpoints we haven't exposed so it can't be done and the automated login on postman and retrieval of cookie information can't be done through postman because it requires rendering the site in a browser. I feel worthless to the company but I also feel he keeps making up tasks for me without checking if they're actually useful to us or even possible first, rather than let me touch any of the real code.. I don't know if I should just quit tbh.

Don't know if this has already been put up, but I got a good laugh from it

We all have that experience

One of my non technical friend thinks 'inspect element' is a bug which Google haven't fixed yet

Exactly

PHP-art

Source: https://ilyabirman.ru/meanwhile/...

Age.Increment()

if( !condition ) vs. if(condition == false)

Pointless debate started with readability, turned into heated insults under 30 seconds 😂

CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.

Filler text for meme

"Let me just check devrant while the IDE is launching..."

When the cursor is in quantum superposition

Oh shit

Git : Can't pull because there are uncommitted changes.

Me : *check the changes*

Git : None

Me : ಠ_ಠ

lol 😂😂😂

I just realized i haven't left my home in 4 days.

If i die, please commit my code before calling an ambulance.

Me these days

Interview

HR: So .. tell us .. where do you see our AI acting in 5 years?

ME: Doing your job minus the stupid questions.

*silence*

Boss breaks out in laughter.
"Oh boy you're hired"

Made my day 😂😂

At my study's final exams, I coded a system with login and everything included.

Showed it at the final delivery:
Fake client: awesome! So how do I logout?
Me: 😐
Me: 😶
Me: 😁
Me: 😓
Me: 😭

Yeah, you couldn't logout.

*food comes in at work today*
Fellow engineer: yum yum yum!
Me: apt apt apt!
All engineers: 😑

😅

My boss came into my room today, sat down and said:

Take your family to the [BIG AMUSEMENT PARK], and please keep the reciepts and give them to me. Spend a couple of hundreds bucks and we will pay.
Thanks for being someone whom I can trust

That made me happy

Italian chef: We have the best spaghetti in the world
PHP developer: I doubt that

You'll need little knowledge of porn and meme to understand this ...

windows update code

function update(){
print("10%");
print("30%");
print("50%");
print("99%");
_doActualUpdate();
_mineBitcoin();
print("100%");
return;
}

Let the Panther talk

npm install .....

If you're a security guard at the Samsung store, does that man you're a guardian of the galaxy?🤔