Those QA guys have always got problems...

Thug life

This is the Reality-----

Fuck those who cover their incompetence with complexity. Fuck those who fall for their shitty tricks. Fuck you for depriving me of any sense of accomplishment with overcomplicating everything to show how smart you are when you are not. Fuck you for creating a culture of overthinking egoism instead of shipping and finding out who was right. FUCK YOU IN THE ASS YOU BIKESHEDDING, MOTHERFUCKING CUNTS!

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

Anyone else here love and watch Rick and Morty?

Why Diesel Python live in land?

My wife said the magic words last night! "Teach me to code".

"I wrote the code, I have to maintain the code, I wont need any comments"

*some months later*

I have to work with an unbelievable stubborn (and incompetent) "project Manager)

He just actually tried to convince us that leading 0 in some" hexadecimal" strings get truncated.

I know that does not sound like something to lose the mind over, but these wrong facts do come up ever so often. It knaws on my sanity.

Getting really tired of Laravel hipsters!

welcome to hogwarts

At least they made it easier to keep track of names?

ok, as you wish.

Pass by reference, do not wrap needlessly

// Bad
takesCallback(function (data) {
// Literally all this function does
processData(data)
}

// Good
takesCallback(processData)

I see this all the time, especially with jr devs.

Finished a 10-minute tutorial, better add it to my skills..

That moment when..

Hey JavaScripters, it's October already. Time to find a replacement for React.

At least it's not a comic San Francisco😀

Learning javascript in 2016

For less than a second, I thought I found a bug on devrant

Life as a developer be like...
(taken from UNILAD)

Am I the only one who has this?

Thinking how the fuck did the variable became undefined and realizing you defined the variable in an asynchronous rest call...

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

Thats what i saw on a wall in New Delhi, India... Lol

Who wants one?

A young guy I work with burst into tears today, I had no idea what happened so I tried to comfort him and ask what was up.

It appears his main client had gone nuts with him because they wanted him to make an internet toolbar (think Ask.com) and he politely informed them toolbars doesn't really exist anymore and it wouldn't work on things like modern browsers or mobile devices.

Being given a polite but honest opinion was obviously something the client wasn't used to and knowing the guy was a young and fairly inexperienced, they started throwing very personal insults and asking him exactly what he knows about things (a lot more than them).

So being the big, bold, handsome senior developer I am, I immediately phoned the client back and told them to either come speak to me face-to-face and apologise to him in person or we'd terminate there contract with immediate effect. They're coming down tomorrow...

So part my rant, part a rant on behalf of a young developer who did nothing wrong and was treated like shit, I think we've all been there.

We'll see how this goes! Who the hell wants a toolbar anyway?!

hope this isnt a repeat. have a great weekend guys!!!!!