Java teacher writes code on blackboard in comp lab

He tells us to try it out at our workstations.

We do. The code does work. We tell him.

He says: "There is something wrong with your compiler..."

Question is...we were around 30 students. Can all our compilers not work if we had used the lab before and the code we run worked clean??!?!?!?

We were flabbergasted

F*CKING DESIGNERS.

Stop sending me your freaking PNG. Don't even dare to FREAKIN' make me use Chrome DevTools to get your FREAKIN' color our of your FREAKIN' PNG.

Give me all your colors in FREAKIN' hex, rgba, or whatever you want.

Give me all the fonts you used.

Give me all the sizes, is it percentage-based? Pixels based? Donuts-based?

I don't give a damn that you think you went responsive-first. Show me the damn responsive mockups. Not just the desktop sized with a note: "Don't worry mate, I made so that it all goes well when responsive".

Oh god. Oh god.

I'm not an artist, I give zero shit about how great it looks.

I'm a programming poet, I want to write code without having to open (or download it first through torrent) the damn photoshop, sketch, or whatever you use.

They take freakin' months to dump a mockup and we have days to make it happen. The pain.

The pain is strong with those damn designers.

Fuck.

Wubbadubba duuub duuub

Client is A BIG corporation
Client want an large app and has its own ui guidelines
Client sends design
Client doesn't follow its own guidelines......

Sometimes I just feel like punching them😂

And pressing ctrl five times will start the coffee maker in the kitchen.
src: xkcd

Gorgeous

Truth be spoken :P

Finally I found use of the "show spaces" feature in Visual Studio

When you're writing a function to check whether a record exists before you create it, make you sure check *before* you create it!!

Spent ages debugging something earlier which was always returning a hit even though I wasn't expecting it but then I realised the record was being added before I ran my check, therefore always said it was found.

Sometimes I'm an idiot.

Couldn't agree more

Found this in the source of http://brm.io/matter-js/ Gonna put this in all HTML pages I write from now on.

I know what I'm dressing up as this year.

Only Developers will understand this!!

"Don't Steal Mac OS kext has arrived"

I hate it when stupid ideas go public and get a huge valuation. Snap at ~$24b just means more of my mother asking why I haven't made something like that yet and everyone else pitching me their dumb ideas at my birthday party.

Registered an account with a local pizza business and rated them 5* on Yell moments before checking my email and finding they had emailed me my unencrypted password, GREAT NOW I WON'T BE ABLE TO EAT

So a client wants me to put auto playing music on his website

And they still don't learn 😑

The PicsArt devs poking some fun at a big fix release on the Play Store

Thanks ! I am very curious when "something went good" will appear.

If you want to fly to the US, you might want to get back to your CS courses first.
https://mobile.twitter.com/cyberomi...

Installing MacOS on Virtualbox running on Windows 10 which is running on MBP Bootcamp partition.

Makes sense.

How to make habits for commitment:
1.Download Snapchat
2.Follow a girl in Snapchat
3.Try to make a snap when she does
4.Change from Snapchat to Git

Cred: Practical Dev

Received "emergency update" code from internal enterprise security team. Wasn't given time to do code review; was assured code was reviewed and solid.

Pushed code to over 6k lower-level servers before finding this gem buried deep within:
...
cd /foo; rm -rf *; cd /
...

(This ran as root, and yes, the cwd was / from earlier in the code).

/foo, of course, did not exist on some servers.

Now, it is those servers which do not exist.

FML

When my git became guitar hero 😂😂

I am not the only one right?

Comment your reason. Mine is because nobody pesters me because there all asleep 😴

This is the actual brief I was given for a brand new website design and development.