is it just me or is devRant the best community out there and always getting better :)

when you run lighthouse on some tech "guru" with 50K subscriber's website and can laugh when they don't even have alts on images

hahahahahahahaha clowns

to be brutally honest, you need to know the basics before attempting to teach anyone anything, i don't care how boring it is

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Decided it was time to grit my teeth and actually bunker down and learn a bit of C++...

Im 1 hour in and hinestly am not sure whether I hate Pyton or C++ more at this stage .-.

So that's a thing...

Gilfoyle is the spirit animal of devrant.

Sad story!
She : i am breaking up with you because I love another guy.
Me : since when?
She : 6 months.
He : why you didn't tell me then?
She : we have updated our privacy policy!!

Hugs and kisses❌
Bugs and fixes✔️

And someone took 3 screenshots.

Dad: why do these forms ask me to fill those random characters(captcha)

Me: to verify that you are human

Dad: as if animals can use computers

Me: 😅

Please share some ♥️ for the NSA People.

Microsoft needs to get a clue from the rising traffic in GitLab. People don't trust them anymore.

Worst part of being a dev?
Unanswered stackoverflow question that exactly matches your problem

Just saw a variable in C named like this:

long time_ago; //in a galaxy far away

I laughed no stop.

My wife: “Commit, then come to bed.”

General advice: If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

"Are you familiar with uploading your code to Google Drive?"

I left the building at that exact moment.

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Are you moving to Gitlab?
Shocker: Gitlab is hosted on Microsoft Azure.

Source:- Reddit

„We love open source, so we'll just buy all of it!“
— Microsoft, 2018/06/04

Ranters this week

Suprise, my first ocr neural net got 96% accurate on the first 20000 step training run wooo

"Microsoft should not need to buy github, the platform itself should be ran by a non profit org like wikipedia or linux."

Add a herp a derp at the end. It will probably make it sound less stupid or hypocritical.

Seriously though, how many of you mecos actually pay for shit? Eh? How many of you donate to your fav Linux distros or web platforms?

Lets say that the entire devrant base did :) pretty sweet eh? There are still 28 million developers on fucking github.....now how many of those contribute to help account for server costs etc? How many actually use private paid repos etc?

And without adds and shit? This ain't Facebook!!

It makes sense. I am glad they did... and fuck you I would too.

I will see what happens before I put on my (disgusting) Richard Stallman Hat.

Oh shit

This. This is the reason.

Live from WWDC18, your fellow ranter. Anyone else here?

Following WWDC done right!

So with the GitHub thing confirmed, should devRant profile add a field for GitLab ID instead? 😁