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It's like I didn't have enough reason to leave facebook already.17 -
Imagine being a gitlab employee scrolling through devRant being the reason for 90% of todays rants6
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Wondering if the reason why everyone loves devRant so much is because we can actually get likes here.6
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There is no reason for any developer to not know git well. No fucking reason. Stop making shit harder for everyone by being like “oh I’m not the keenest on git” STFU and just learn it better you pussy.28
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Have guys ever thought that all te devs are vampires...
reason 1: Loves Darkness (dark theme)
reason 2: Most active during the night
reason 3: If the dev finds a capable victim then they can make them fellow dev.25 -
"Using the command line for any other reason than to feel like a hacker, is a bullshit reason." - Unknown4
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PM talked me into comming into the office because of some subjective "culture" reason. He worked from home that day (didn't state a particular reason)
Would you be mad?9 -
The only reason I browse incognito is because I don't want Google to mess up my search results. Otherwise I don't care about my browsing history. Anybody else does it for the same reason?4
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Finally I understand what it is like to use a language that does not have any extra resources like stackoverflow or tutorials.
Using ReasonML for my final year project and the only resource I have is the API doc ☹️9 -
There is no technical reason why Microsoft should buy Github, no!
It's the same reason why they bought Skype, LinkedIn and Minecraft and everything else: Money and monopolisation.
That's destructive and an obstacle to progress.
Microsoft, Google, Apple, Facebook: Go fuck yourself!3 -
I love Windows Subsystem for Linux for one reason.
#include <ncurses.h>
I love making ncurses shit.
Fuck. YES.6 -
Found a code comment that states, "//Don't remove. In for a reason." with no further explanation. Um, shouldn't all the code in this project be in for a reason?4
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No work done today, yesterday or the day before that.
Reason?
THE BOSS BROUGHT HIS PUPPY!
PUPPYCUDDLES are a totally legit reason for not working 😁
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Everywhere you go, you find these memes where developers are skeptical of their work. Things like "It works. I don't know how. It doesn't work. I don't know how.". Don't you guys think this is a huge problem? And people say that their programming language is the best, because preference. But isn't this happening because our tools suck?
Yes the problems maybe inherently complex but at least we should be able to figure out the logic behind the snipper and reason about it.
Haven't really experienced it, but they say Haskell and the likes are great at this and it must be true because it's backed by mathematical properties and laws, not " experience".
So the rant here is, wish we had better tools in the mainstream that allowed us to enjoy absolute faith in at least what we have written, regardless of the fact that we understood the problem in the domain.11 -
Getting pissed off with this shit. Wouldn't mind but I didn't even fucking subscribe to your bullshit content to be injected into my mail client so fuck you.
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In Russian we have two different word for “why”: the one asks for a purpose, the other one asks for a reason.
So you can not only distinguish between a purpose and a reason, but ask for either with just one word. Pretty efficient!7 -
Any geniuses out here that could think of a reason why the main MySQL user of our production servers lost it last character?
Im kinda flabbergasted. The username went from username to usernam. And I can't think of any reason why that could happen.21 -
Funniest reason to get rejected in an interview...
"While technically we were okay your level, we were unsure of your exact reason for joining GreedyGame and not some other company."
Now I wonder, what's more pathetic, their grammar or their reason.7 -
So, the other day, my teacher told me not to use goto in C#, with only the reason that "it is bad".
Okay teacher, I'm going to continue using it until you give me a valid reason. For example for making one loop instead of two. .-.24 -
Why does Ubuntu get so much hate on here?
Is it because people believe it doesn’t act according to the spirit of the Linux community (whatever that is) or are their technical reasons?16 -
Does anyone here just wake up and feel shitty for absolutely no reason why ? When I say absolutely no reason means none whatseover from previous day etc . I wanna know if it's just me 😅4
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What's the lastest Stack Exchange "Hot Network Question" you clicked for absolutely had no reason? Me:
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Tried Deepin. Looks interesting. For some reason screenshot app includes its ui into screenshot image.
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fuck this. I am done. Going iphone. Tired of apps randomly crashing for no fucking reason whatsoever.22
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The reason why I don't trust php:
var_dump(0 == "0deadbeef1");
var_dump(7 == "7deadlysins");
(both return true)3 -
Tried several Linux distros and every single one has performance issues for some reason while Windows is stable. I am confused and can't find the reason for it. I like Linux very much but it's unusable for me.32
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I might sound ridiculous but yeah, I am switching from C++ to java.
reason: I am bored sticking to a single language for 4 years.
Why not python?
reason: I use it every second day at my work.
Why this(java) shit? There are tons of other languages out there.
reason: java gives me PLEASURE
How drunk are you?
me: VERY10 -
Dont forget to clean everything....
If an issues comes from now where and for no reason... Clean everything.2 -
senior: we have no reason to change/mutate this property, we don't need a setter method, just set it once in the constructor
also senior: there's no reason to change/mutate this value, but i want you to write a setter method for it3 -
WHY NEXTCLOUD, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING COMPLICATED TO UPGRADE YOU TO THE LATEST VERSION??????
NOT ONLY DID THE DATABASE MIGRATIONS NOT RUN, YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE UPDATED VERSION OF THE FUCKING AUTHENTICATTION PROCESSOR IN THE OFFICIAL SERVER DOWNLOAD SO THE WHOLE THING WAS BROKEN AFTERWARDS.
I'VE WASTED 4 HOURS ON THIS FUCKING UPGRADE 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤4 -
My mouse is now always double clicking for some reason ... Argh!!! Makes selecting text so fucking awkward8
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When the best event of the day is a business phonecall and you are a developer.
Customer actually gets what we do, is excited about it and is willing to put in some effort. -
I finally had a reason to setup an atjob on a server. Been looking for a reason to use it for so long. Today was finally the day!
Good feeling 😊2 -
Do devranters think that Reason(ML) is too late to the game to compete against TypeScript...or can it ride React success to become more than a niche?
Personally I like it, but, like with F#, I don't enjoying the lack of resources every time I need to get something done.7 -
But, it's a simple reason. Why would you leave the company for such a simple reason?
Because, that's very telling of the Company's attitude, when you know it's a simple reason and still refuse to fix it. -
Mgr: Has the BA been doing KT?
Me: No. Was she supposed to?
Mgr: She was supposed to be doing KT so you guys don't miss any information she has.
Me: If we needed what she's been producing, she wouldn't be leaving the team.4 -
!rant
That moment of satisfaction when you finally complete a report on Natural Language processing by reffering 6 IEEE paper and 7 presentation document within a night before submission. -
One more reason to "LOVE" Liferay...
Caused by: java.lang.ClassCastException: com.project.x.portlets.CurrentUser cannot be cast to com.project.x.portlets.CurrentUser1 -
If it hasn't already one day this app is going to be the reason for a global systems outage. I should be working but for some reason every 5 minutes I find my self back here [*scrolling away*]...
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I'm the reason for all I am bad at
I'm the reason for all the time wasted by me
I'm responsible for all the shit fuckery I've been doing
But I don't know how to get back at the correct path
I just don't know
Fuck me4 -
Why would they add a reason for downvoting but no reason for upvoting? Why would they make it harder to dislike something but like something? I mean, why would they? WHY DO THE APPLICATION NEED A REASON SO THAT I COULD DOWNVOTE SOMEONE
WHY
WHY7 -
Python list / dict comprehension, one of the numerous reason I truly love python. Simple and powerful abstraction2
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There is a reason why we have Static Code Analysis tools.
Also, there is a reason why we have options to configure them.
Idiots will either try to follow things blindly, or try to skip it altogether. Depends on the monkey leading the band.3 -
Trying to get a hunch of Reason ML and saw this in the faqs.
Love it when they take themselves not too seriously in the docs.
source: https://reasonml.github.io/docs/en/...
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literally everything, with infinite time to spare. (this is another reason why immortality sucks cock, btw)2
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After many days, My computer started working fast.
Found Reason: My Anti Virus had been expired ;)1 -
Sometimes you get confused which programing language is the best or what technology is the best and which one sucks. A lot of bad reason to leave and other reason to stay in a language or technology can any tecnology be completely free from critic's? ?6
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Just thinking have someone ever down-voted a rant? If yeah, what is the reason ? Other than repost4
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Why do people obsess over Rust for some reason ? Is there any real-world reason to do so ? Can anyone enlighten me please ?5
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Intelligent Algorithms do not understand role playing, acting or humor.
Combined with permanent unique identifiers issued by social media companies for so-called "security" and moderation reasons, will systematically cause a wide range of serious consequences.
You can not reason with an algorithm.3 -
Just did a rebuild, is there even a reason to activate Windows (10)? Google can't seem to give me a reason and just want to make sure I'm not making a mistake.5
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Haha I have many moments I can consider the reason, I just don't remember the order, but the general reason is that I like to create things, in any medium.
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The reason for replication of studies and efforts that are not exceedingly time intensive is the same as the reason we all do the same problems on a calculus exam
you have to learn somehow.3
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