That moment when you look at other peoples code and realize you are not as shitty at coding as you thought.

hmmm😃

Applied at GitHub today. Wish me luck!!!

Honestly... I'm my own biggest influence. I had a career shift from law enforcement to developer. I hated my job, my life, where I was at and where I was going. I never want to be in that position again so I got myself to a point where I have more freedom and opportunities.

Is 29 years of age to old to start learning to do some form of programming and get a full time job??? Thinkin C++ and python, i have done some research, and i will learn through youtube and books, because i have wanted to do such a thing but busy life, and im really getting to the end of my tether working in a fucking kitchen, hmph

It was about time, Apple.
http://apple.com/apple-events/...
NEW MACBOOKS 😲😲😲😲😲

Stop f*cking calling me minority or part of a underrepresented group. Yeah I noticed I am one of the only women on a conference. I DONT CARE, I AM A PROGRAMMER NOT A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE. Hire me for my work, not because you want you company to be more diverse.

Npm install -g yarn

2016's version of using IE to install chrome. 🙈

!rant

Today i got a job offer for 20k more than i'm making right now and a better company and culture.

I can't wait to see my managers face when i tell him. He has being an asshole since i started.

Home office

My friend tells me #Linux has demons that work in the background! Does that mean Linux users are evil too?! #imscared

FUCK PEOPLE WHO INDENT LIKE THIS YOU MAKE ME SICK

When I was 13 yrs old, I played Counter strike. One day by chance, I went into its program files folder and started looking through the files. There I found a bots.db which I opened on Notepad++. I found out that unlike many other files, it had un-garbled text. So I studied its contents and soon realized that it contained bot profiles. I edited skill levels of some of them and opened the game. To my delight, the bot's skill did change. It was so awesome, I can now complete the missions I was stuck in. That was the moment I had first wanted to go into Software Development field but I only started to code 4 years later.

somebody should have made a system restore point on the universe before Trump was nominated so we can go back once people realize what a bad idea this was

The "WTF is wrong with the code" mug mark.

Schrödinger's

programmers pickup lines

So I'm a UX Designer and my husband is a Mobile Engineer so obviously he makes more. I swear my field doesn't get enough credit it deserves (considering we're the ones figuring how the user will use the app/site/whatever device). My mother in-law decided my work isn't as important as his and that I stand below him. Gee thanks for the biggest insult, even when I had to go to grad school for 2 years, worked full-time at the same time so that we could help his family with some stuff considering we're the only couple who is capable of it. :/

Even for the 100th time, relatable *sigh*

Who wants these?

Best weather for coding :)

First day at my first workplace as a dev. waiting for my laptop to load up, nothing happens, black screen. waiting sitting patiently and silently for approx. 20 minutes.

the monitor was off.

When you no longer need to search SO in your daily work, it's time to look for a new job.

Posting here because I don't have enough nerdy friends that would appreciate this:

Software engineer

Just signed a job contract 😁

Basically

My son is about to be born within the next 30 minutes!! Not such a rant just some happy news!

don't even start me on vertical-align

I love programming