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The mother of my partner sent to us an email complaining that our home is too dirty...
We solved the problem adding a new spam filter.

rant not your business stfu

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Well....We can have discussion over this...who are in??

rant programming coding python technology datascience machinelearning data dataanalytics bigdata artificialintelligence ai

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I was teaching this girl today how to make a poll in slack and her computer was so sloooow. I started fixing her pc and she was really happy about it

rant

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Hungry dev going home.

Pizza is love, pizza is live!

rant pizza

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I just bought my laptop last year.
But I already crash it several times due to my horrendous C++ programs.
Lifespan is greatly reduced.

/*Please bear with me, sweety!
At least, until graduation!*/
: /

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"If Ernest Hemingway, James Mitchener, Neil Simon, Frank Lloyd Wright, and Pablo Picasso could not get it right the first time, what makes you think that you will?" - Paul Heckel

random random quote

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Not sure of devRant is broken, or there's really been no rants for an hour 🤔

So what's everyone up to?

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Fooling myself :/

rant so many ++ inspect time sake

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#include <stdio.h>
int main()
{
printf("Hello DevRant");
return 0;
}

😉

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My last promotion was a 2% raise for a hell of a lot more responsibility

Guess who's updating their CV 🙃

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FB's technique of deterring hackers

random facebook json truthy for loop

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The guard at our school thinks I'm hacking

My parents thinks I'm hacking

My teacher thinks I'm hacking

But all I did was only build Redis from source...

Bruh

rant campus wtf dont let me near normies linux

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!dev

Saturday... Weekend... Let me get back my sleep from weekdays...

Zzz..zzzz...**phone call**

Yeah, phone woke me, didnt even read who called. Oh, great. My bosss needs quick help and will come nearby my home in an hour.

Yaaaaay... Fuck.

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I just earned a badge on StackOverflow, let me quote it:

"You've earned the 'Tumbleweed' badge (Asked a question with zero score, no answers, no comments, and low views for a week) for [title]"

... Bruh, am I supposed to be happy now?

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Privacy Policy done right

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WHOA
My grandpa just gave me 100$ for fixing his TV:

-And here is you paycheck son...
-What? Noo, it was literally 2 minutes factory reset, I don't need this :D
-Oh come on. I'm not paying you because you because you pressed some buttons. I pay you, because you exactly knew which buttons to press. Now, take it!

Truly, the man of honor...

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It's Saturday cleaning time! Anyone has suggestions for new key caps?

random

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In a nutshell, i severely underestimated myself, applied to a bunch of places and now they all want to hire me. Oh well.

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Me: Want to copy this file to another computer
Bluetooth: Use me!
Google Drive: I'm better!
USB: I can help
Network shared folder: I'm in position!

Me: Let me add it as an attachment to a new email and download it on the other computer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

random ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ why do i do that stone aged person!

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Has anyone got Google certification for web developer? I actually cant find a place to start. Currently googling.

question life googlecertification work resumeupdation

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I'd wear this shit all day if I didn't fear looking like a pervert to those who don't know GitHub.

random

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Got this cool af pen drive from the company I an interning at. ✨🤩

Let's make this a cool pen drive thread!

random cool pen drive thread

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Got rejected and humiliated during a job interview by a team leader. Depression hit me so hard that I began crying as soon as I got out of the company building. I feel like there's no place for a fucking noob like me.

rant random job search

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My university application got accepted! 😀

random cs university uni

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When you try to dive deep into the docs.
oops

rant docs vscode shit

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Can we do that??? 😶

rant git client logic open source project

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Wish we can shut down every tech product and service and start all over again. All the million dollar ideas are already realized and the only thing to do is be a rich guys employee now.

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😭😭😭😭😭😭

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