No questions asked

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

Our company often carry outs hackathons for customers and partners (for apps for our cloud system). One time they carried out an hackathon for us employees. My team won the price, a 40€ Amazon gift card 😄

Literally translated from dutch but I think you'll get it:

(Debugging stuff with customer)
Me: alright so in what area are you now, our customer panel or your hosting control panel?
Client: Rotterdam, why?

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JS developer life

Not original but nevertheless funny

Everytime.....

> be me
> post question on stackoverflow
> get -4 without any comments
> deletes question because I like my score
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh poor Libre😂

I wish I had an army of minions to help me work on my projects

Got new stickers today ☺

Hopefully I'll get the devRant stickers in the next time 🙈

Don't need all of them but I wanted the small "powered by debian" sticker... 🤯

New here, I am happy to have found this app, I just wanted to say hi!

Had to give a 15 min presentation on web development. I somehow turned it into me giving a 1 hour lecture on ssl and end to end encryption to a bunch of accounting students 😅

Not. even. once

git add .idea/

Me: "I did it, I finally finished implementing the design!"
Designer: "The client wants a complete overhaul of the design."

Lol, now that's a deadlock

Hard task (no pun intended)

teacher gives a question in a test : can you save a word document as a pdf.

me :Yes

teacher :that is wrong

me : shows her how to do it..

teacher : "oh well "

Found this on FB

I don't even wanna try...

I was in McDonald's and annoyed to see queues for all the self-service machines. I noticed one of them had nobody queueing though. Several people walked up to it, looked for two seconds, then just walk away. So naturally I had a look myself, and I saw that it was just a string displaying a bit wrongly. Hah!

So I walk up, close that order then make my own. Nothing at all wrong with it, people just have no clue about how computers work. Nobody even tried pressing the buttons after seeing that.

Of course I put it back to the broken screen before I left. I like chaos.

!rant
1) Finish your project
2) Decide to localize it
3) Suffer
4) Suffer much more

Saw this a while back and decided to take a picture of it. Now I'm glad I did. XD

all those quantum posts

I still use and love chrome.
and Monument sometimes

When I opened devRant today

For the dutch devs, I recieved this in my inbox today.

They are here

devRant is high 🤔