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A developer and his new projects

This guy appears anywhere 😂

Manager: You really shouldn’t be doing that

Dev: It’s in my job description

Manager: Yeah but you still shouldn’t be doing it.

Dev: Who should I hand it off to?

Manager: We don’t have anyone else to hand off that task to.

Dev: Ok, do I stop doing it?

Manager: 😡 Of course not, it needs to get done! I’m just saying you shouldn’t do it.

Dev: ???????????

The sacred archives

In case of fire,
* Run away and stay out
* Use the fire extinguisher
* Build your project in Xcode

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Due to COVID-19 all TCP applications are being converted to UDP to avoid handshakes!

Coders don't burn calories. They just burn bugs 🔥💪💪

That's true...

"Hey, please follow my company's pa..." [blocked]

me : my code is the best

tester : 😉 now we see

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Yeap sometimes happen to me...

How does a computer science major pick up girls?

put on my glasses;

Oh, shit thought this was google. :-)

Linux users talking

Who agrees?

I'm sure, you never visited "stackoverflow home" page

Who can relate... 😂

The worst ide indeed.

This thing got me laughing.

90's programmer used to code in turbo
C and ms-dos. Nowadays ide also make us frustrated sometimes.

Start them young!

normal architecture...

This thing really got me laughing.

Today's reality.

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I thought I've fucking seen it all.

Good Night

The girl you like...

Me: Scattering the whole place for paper and pen to jot things down.

Bedtime Paradox