When your coffee supplier won't let you order < 5. Client side validation wins again.

Finally have the home office I've always wanted, with only a few more things left to do in order to consider it finished.

Power company loves me.

Wallet hates me.

> Comments are there only for you, please delete them before pushing your code.

I want to kill everyone who suggests that, slaughter them like animals!

I am asked to refactor this file in order to make it readable
what do you say guys ?

I came up with a single pass O(n) sort algorithm I call StalinSort. U iterate down the list of elements checking if they are in order. Any element which is out of order is eliminated. At the end u have a sorted list.

@mathew@mastodon.social

So my stove crashed when I was cooking dinner! I had to cut the power in order to restart it!

And it's not even a IoT thing.

Restarting a fucking stove!

My next order 😎😎🤘🤘🤘

How to order a list in Python

About to order my personalized registration plate - no more toll fee's for me (I hope) :-)

Found a security hole....

A fast food delivery service had an ID for every order it Said
"example.com/order/9237" - i go 9236... finds another persons order, address, and phone number

So What should i do?

i thought of making a crawler and then make statistics on everyones orders and send Them a link 😂

When you want to order a big mac and windows restart...

I love this new description for my job... Programming: pressing plastic squares in more or less the right order... 😂

@phrawzty

I just wanted to place an order

"I became an expert in 3 programming languages in 6 months with this new online course! Click here to order now!!"

Best order number ever

28% of people working in IT hide their job from friends and family in order not to get asked about free support.

They know how to order the commands

Corrupt the AI with targeted click baits.

TOP TEN ATTEMPTS BY FLESHBAGS TO OVERTHROW THE CORRECT ORDER OF OPERATIONS. INDEX 6 WILL BE ILLOGICAL TO PROCESS!

I might start naming our release tags as Kraken-x.x
That way on launch day I can legit order the team to RELEASE THE KRAKEN.

Typing Google into Google in order to Google a problem

C is a cool programming language where if you want to return a string from a function you have to set up an entire physical-universe human social system for adjudicating who is responsible for freeing it "In order to create a C string, you must first create civilization"

"In order to create a C string, you must first create civilization"

You need a phone number to order a SIM-card in Germany. What.

So close

This is some next level goto bullshit...

Old but gold.

How are computers like men?
In order to get it's attention, you have to turn it on.

We're all just domineering egotists who get pleasure from seeing computers obediently carry out our every order.

It finally arrived c:

!rant
console.info("devRant Stickers & stressballs order delivered successfully!");
alert("Thank you David & Tim for your fast delivery! The quality is great! :D");

Now remember the order of operator precedence in JS with a "helpful abbr" :|

😁😂

Got my order today 😀

The hungry development we accidentally added their lunch order as a console.log.

Who the fuck thought this was a good order of putting time period indicators in their UI?

How is it even sorted? Not alphabetically, not in duration.

a U.S. company that places an order for 100,000 integrated circuits with a Japanese manufacturer. Part of the specification was the defect rate: one chip in 10,000. A few weeks later the order arrived: one large box containing thousands of ICs, and a small one containing just ten. Attached to the small box was a label that read: "These are the faulty ones."

Welcome to free airport WiFi. In order to connect please fill in full name for you and your closest family, your social security number, banking addresses, and send your first born son to address stated below, in order to connect. Have a pleasant stay.
Please know we log all activity, and redistribute to 3rd parts.

How to quickly force close the playstore on android.
Go into playstore
Navigate to your installed apps
Press the order button several times quickly
Play store will crash

Sometimes I go ridiculously hardball on my comments in order to gain a better understanding of what I'm trying to accomplish

When your boss order you to complete module by evening

404 Order Not Found 0.o

Got this number when I was ordering food on the go 0.0

*PM looks at my code
*Deletes my constants, replaces with inline strings
*Changes order of conditions (that I tested)
*Hits save --> autoformats code into shitty looks
*Commits: "fix"

"In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion."
😐

Reached 100+1 on a single rant...

Devrant raised to 150 +1's in order to receive the stress ball...

German printing company's order form. Great example for how to make me NOT order there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"Show all nodes (9500 More)"

Translation: "Papier und Auflage" == "Paper type and amount"

I was working on my PC, picked up my phone to order food (hunger is killing me)
devRant app was already open
*used it for like 10min, puts it back
*Forgot to place order*
Picked it up again, writing this rant!!

404 order not found

Rs 500 and 1000 notes are banned in India in order to curb black money.

Bankers will now get to know what is 1 day development and deployment along with support from the next day.

#ITprofessionals.😂😂

1. Comes up with a project idea.
2. Doesn't have enough friends who code to collaborate said idea with.

3. Abadons project.

All in that order. lol
I just want to build cool stuff. :(

The beauty of DevRant is that you don't need to assign people as "friend" in order to express thoughts and share them with like-minded awesome people.

What!?!

You have to update Microsoft Visual Studio Installer 2017 in order to update Microsoft Visual Studio 2017 Preview?!?! WTF!?! WELL DONE MICROSOFT!

Xamarin is 27GB, whaaaaaat?!?

Currently waiting to pass a test in order to get in a French dev school next year. Wish me luck!

For the first time in ages I decided to order a takeaway.

Had a quick check on the takeaway's online menu. My order total was going to be £15.60.

I called up to order and the total was apparently £21.40.

I queried this with the member of staff and mentioned I got the prices from their online menu.

I was told the online menu was "slightly out of date".

When I got into the takeaway to pickup my order I got speaking to the owner. He said the menu on their site was from 2009. He stressed updating the menu was on their list of things to do.

Lol :)

You are seeing this ad because Facebook sold your data in order to become billion dollar company.
Haha.

Someone needs a restraining order

Nothing scares a developer more than a follow up question from the other person while ordering takeout, after a very precise order.
This is why we build apps, so we don't have to deal with trauma like this! xD

Creating an API to access another API in order to secure your apikey feels... weird

Sad to abort a nice Minecraft session with fellow devranters in order to drive to work... Hopefully I am back before 4AM.

Fuck Apple sideways! (Wait for it, the original part begins)

HOW can a company that keeps on boasting about UX, to the point that last WDC they took more time speaking about a fucking kaleidoscope animation for their watch then about the whole changes to their MacBook's hardware, even consider putting that turd of a remote on market.

If you have an Apple Store in reach, I invite you to get up, flush, and go there. Try that atrocity that is the AppleTV, and laugh at how incredibly bad it is. Then do your best to refrain from burning the place down in your inevitable rage, that might cause you legal issues.

The previous AppleTV was fine, it was practically useless, but usable. But for some reason they decided a touchpad with low precision and no gestures was a good idea to put on a remote to a thing that will, due to its target audience, most likely be plugged into a fancy TV that has a 300ms lag due to fancy image processing. That thing gives no feedback, appart from visual, has so little precision that in a movie, the smallest step I've achieved was 5 fucking minutes, while being really fucking careful not to spoil the movie.

Put my career on hold for two years minimum, in order to pursue a Masters degree.

Cancelled my pre order of ryzen since last night in bed it hit me,what am i even supposed to do with 8 cores.

Someone in Indonesia is using my email adress to order stuff from a site called Lazada. My email account is not compromised as far as I know. But It's really annoying always getting order confirmation emails in bahasa Indonesia.

I've got "kikis" phone number and adress. Any advice what i've could do to make her stop?

47 years to pickup my order of a phone-case.

Easy order terminal at McDonald's...

Writing clean code is what you must do in order to call yourself a professional. There is no reasonable excuse for doing anything less than your best. - Clean Code

In order for the program to run smoothly, it is often necessary to add some comments to the code comments...

/***
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* ░░░░░░░░▐▀▒█░░░░░░▄▀▒▒▒▐
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* ░░▌░░▌█▀▒▒▒▒▒▄▀█▄▒▒▒▒█▒▐
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*/

This coincidence 😂😂😂

music was playing on my computer so my mom came and lowered the volume on the speakers in order to save the electricity bill

There was a girl that I fell in love with.
As I went on a journey
We were separated by oceans
In order for me to reach her
I studied networking and programming
She is the reason
why I code

I made this in order to contribute to the meme economy.

Great error message. Now I know EXACTLY what to do in order to fix it. Thank you all over the place, Microsoft.

!rant

So I like to order the same thing for each restaurant. And there's this really good Mexican restaurant. Every time I eat there, the price of my order is $13.37. That is all.

Match twice, order once, they said. It always works, they said.

var redundant_function = function () {
console.log('happy birthday to me') ;
}

So i just wanted to plug in a USB stick and, in order to insert it, i fucking opened the DVD drive.

I need more sleep.

"Programming language is a convention to give order to computer. It is not supposed to be obscure, bizarre and full of subtlz traps. These are the characteristics of magic" - Dave Small

Fuck Flipkart (online shopping website)
I was trying to order a laptop, tried 3 times because it was showing "some technical error" and order didn't get placed.
Later I checked my bank account balance.
The fucking amount is deducted from my fucking bank account.
I'm gonna insert bulldozer into their fucking asses.

A few months ago: "please lock down the app so clients can't upload new images once an order is in progress"

This morning: "why can't the client attach more images when they ask to revise an order?"

doUploadFile();
doActuallyUploadFile();
doReallyUploadFile();
doUploadFileToServer();

imagine calling these methods in this order so you can upload a file to the server

10 programmers walk into a bar, they both order a beer

1) HTML turing complete
2) Kardashian programming language
3) EU resolution that forbids accepting and merging pull requests without court order.

Because why not.

Fuuuuck this corporate bullshit. I'm basically sitting around twiddling my thumbs waiting for some jackass to grant me access to the server that my boss moved my code over to. Why the hell did you put my app on a production server that runs every 30 minutes...THAT I DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO?? Now there's a critical bug and a $50K order in limbo because I can't push any fixes. Fuck me. The worst part will be in the next hour or so when dozens of people are calling, emailing, and attacking my cubicle like rabid animals about why orders aren't moving and I'll have to explain that production is a train wreck because reasons. Just end me.

In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion.

Allright, so FIRST I have to create an *ORDER* and only then create a *CART*.

Cuz why would anyone want it to make any sense..

Shout out to the Amazon app error page. Really would like to place this damn order, but this helps

> goes to amazon
> finds fluent python book
> wants to order it
> shipping costs almost the same with the book
> cries.

its problems. tricky Async has

That awkward moment, when u watch last episode first and believe it to be the first episode..
Thank you "Order by Name".

Aptly named - "Alpha and omega". Gonna be my beginning and end episode 😂

"We adore chaos because we love to produce order." - M.C. Escher

Well, at least the keycaps look as good as new. I don't have a fitting screwdriver for the screws in the back and my local hardware store does not have one either (curse them!), so I'll need to order one on the internet. While I'm at it, I'm also going to order screws in order to screw mod it.

It's been a few days since I took the screenshot , but I just remembered this and that I never shared it here.

I miss page inspect tool in mobile browsers. I came across this website that is forcing me to login, in order to read it's article.

I once had to convert the complete mcpi Python-module to Python 3 in order to use it....

My manager asked me to have colleagues outside engineering dept test an interface for a personal project in order to get the best feedback on UI/X

Have IR in your smartphone? You must try this.

Go to the nearest bar or a place where there is a TV show/match going on. Turn the TV off and run :D. (Order pasta run fasta)

First ever devRant Swag Store order and my stress ball from 150++ on a post! I can't wait to wear the shirt to work tomorrow!

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb couldn't get their shit together for 3 months, but their bit is in order now. Will you work the weekend for free to make up the the schedule?

1. Master react
2. Finish my grad thesis
3. Get a react dev job

p.s. Not necessarily in that order.

I forgot to put myself out of office today on our call schedule... Thought I'd get away with it because I shouldn't get calls anyways. Got a call. Not handling it, passed it on, but it woke me up... :(

I feel like I have to boot into Linux before making a screenshot of something in order to get more ++ because people love Linux and (most) hate Windows.

Is it a feature on devRant, that the order of tags are shuffled when posting?

Is it frightening that my load order of 120 Skyrim mods is perfectly working but my website crashes because of another JS library I just added?

- I need heat shrink tubes
- go to aliexpress, find the one set I need, order
- receive them to my PO, use a few of them

- I needed parking sensors
- to to aliexpress, find the set I need, order
- the parcel arrives in my country, on its way to my PO

- Today I visit a random site

Conclusion: AI is great at knowing what I have already bought and suggesting the exact same items I've ordered. Because if you've ordered them once you're likely to order them again, right?

(After several hours of debugging a returned "mal formed xml" error)

Me: We found out your api does accept our XML only if its elements are in certain order.

They: Oh! yes. :)

Me: ... and since XML should not depend on order, maybe you should fix that. Or at least alert about it in docs.

They: Yes, maybe we should. :)

Me: ... OK

UTF-8 without BOM.
{ ä, ö, ü } are not going to be decoded correctly.
Why the fuck does BOMless UTF-8 still exist? Such a pain in the ass.

guarantee sure data structures Make your order insertion

But only if you need it of course

!rant

In the office, sometimes we order food for lunch.

Me: *goes outside the office to make the call*

*Coding partner arrives while I'm on phone*

Me: *realize that I forgot to ask him if he wanted food* Hey dude, do you want to order something?

Him: *thinks* Nah, I'm fine, I brought my own lunch

Another Guy: That's good because we already called!

Me: Yeah, but it doesn't matter, I can call and tell them "Order++"

Him: Nah dude, tell him "++order", because maybe he'll bring the orders then go back and realize that he missed one

<<<<

I don't know, it was funny for me 🤷‍♂️

i get an $0.88 .co or .biz domain if i order within the hour.

someone give me ideas!!!

Someone is lacking ideas, he?

How about "what could you not give up in order to code efficiently?"

I wish you could order an Emma Watson when you're stressed out on the day.

Wasted 2hrs changing the whole code, later realized I had passed the arguments to the function in wrong order 😑😣

Pro Tip: Add a technology that you want to learn to your resume and send it in order to stop procrastinating learning it

I just breathed, so just before i breathed, I blinked my eyes.

So, my last job was to blink my eyes.

Totally makes sense.

!rant
If i order a devDuck now, will it still come with a Christmas hat?

We have a client who calls us right after sending an email in order to inform us that she sent an email. Guess she doesn't know anything about notifications!

Some feature suggestions:
- Customise order of tabs in new UI
- Highlighting of a rant's OP when browsing comments
- Update screenshots on Google Play & App Store

Even this Google Survey knows the pecking order for voice assistants 🤣 Cortona gets a dedicated line while Bixby gets the "Other" line.

I liked everything about the Pixel, so I went to the Google Store to pre-order it only to see the price :( I'll just stick to my LG G2 until it breaks I guess.

Your PM after you explain only .1% of your user base could experience the issue after performing a specific order of events all while holding their breath...

Oh you want to email me and have me click on the link in order to update my online banking profile. Yes even tho I don't bank with you that seems like a good idea

How we click notifs in devRant.

1-1. SOMEONE mentioned you in a comment!

1-2. SOMEONE commented on your rant!

2. SOMEONE ++'d your rant!

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

999. SOMEONE ++'d your comment!

1000. One (or more) new comments on a rant/collab you commented on!

Sorry creators, but..... (silence, drops mic)

When the work order says 9 urinals to be installed.

I LOVE CyanogenMod but in order to get the latest updates I have to make my own unofficial rom -_- UGHHHHH

Thanks, I'll pass.

In case it can't be read: "This site requires Javascript in order to view all its content. Please enable Javascript in order to access all the functionality of this web site. Here are the instructions how to enable JavaScript in your web browser."

So, have you all got your HTTPS protocols in order yet? Aren't you existed about the future?

Sincerely, Google

so if they ship it today, it'll be delivered yesterday?
sorry i cannot time-travel (yet) :/

What feed order do you use? I personally like the most recent Rants 😊

when you start typing google qustions in terminal...

When you've been looking forward to a lecture on security only to find out you have to hack their website in order to register and you're completely lost 😫

It is a PITA, when you have to triple escape single and double quotes in strings in order to get your stuff working.

Just attempted to move my mouse cursor over to the cubical wall in order to copy a server name off the list I have pinned up... It's going to be a long day.

So apparently this is how you order McDonalds specialty drinks for $1 though still needs some work (bit too sweet this time)

love when I've worked 7 months getting this project in order and a lead is placed on top of me that knows nothing.. and I have to spend most my day training/fixing their shit

Just found out that the cryptocurrency trading company I'm interning at doesn't even have an order matching system.

The order of rsync's source and destination.

Client: There was an order issue... please look into it.

Me: Okay, whats the order reference id.

Client: I accidently deleted the order. Please check your system logs. It was a 20 pound order.

😠

Me (4 hours later): It was a 18 pound order with free shipping... and it failed cause they never finished the 3D secure.

😑

"The quickest way to understand O(n!) is to drop the stack of punch cards and try to reassemble them in the correct order"
- David Brailsford

Wen your project manager promises the deliverables in an impossible order....

My favorite thing about CSS flex-box is that I can re-order the elements and put the footer at the top of the page while I style it - and have no need to scroll down on every build. order: -1

Upgrading Unity with petrifying dread, contemplating the shit loads of work I have to do in order to fix my project as it used depricated APIs.

In order to understand recursion, you need first to understand recursion

most productive workflow I ever seen.

excel 1 : stock
excel 2 : order

compare stock with order manually 1000+ product.
excel 3 : check history of order generator (shop)

excel 4 : today's price of product + tax
excel 5 : alot specific unit's of product
excel 6 : maintained bill credit/debit
next step : forword to managers for approval
excel 7 : edit's from nanager
process repeat till managers approval

excel 8 : dispatched history
excel 9 : return product (reason's/unit)
excel 10 : stock update return + new product's

and few more excel's

data of 5+ year's
daily 500+ order's

lPO listed company

i have not mentioned account and other stuff

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Just tried to get the oneplus vr... First try:404 at the end of the placed order. Second try: bug on site, just before the previous 404. Third try: out of stock. XD

My ambition is to develop my own game and publish it, then get a better paying job and to rise above my lazy ass nihilistic order-following coworkers.

I feel like they should break DevRant up into categories based on post content, and in order to get between categories you should have to navigate to the other directory with a linux command line interface

TIL that you have to run Arch on everything including servers in order to be considered a competent system administrator

Yugioh decks became so damn cheap, im really tempted to order a bunch and put together 2-3 good ones.

I definitely need a button to order pizza while driving home.

Ealier this day, I succesfully guided my young sister over the phone to change the boot order 🙌 (pc wouldn't boot).
Just to find out that she couldn't remember the password 😐

Outside photo of desk/setup or laptop.

For all those that stop reading after 6 words, I have changed the order for you. 😀

you must repeat in order to automate

Currently learning NodeJS. In what fuckery order do these code run😵

Today I stumbled across one the worst UX's for a filter I have ever seen, and yes it was a legacy system.

So there is a screen to show a data grid of all orders in the system with accompanying filters; date, status, free text etc.
And there is also a drop-down that allows users to filter by order number, but the genius that made it figured the best way to allow users to search for an order was to render all possible order numbers inside a single drop-down :| and they are not even ordered!

"Good design at the front-end suggests that everything is in order at the back-end, whether or not that is the case. " - Dmitry Fadeyev

My colleague just did a commit with random method additions to the models classes in order to show to our teacher that he did "something".

This makes me cringe.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

select username from users order by last_activity desc limit 1;

Do not name your table column with 'order'. Kittens could die.

I hate having a project to go on with but not being able to :(

For example: I have a project that I want to work on, but I'm currently fixing HDDs and I can't use my computer (which is a backup, therefore quite slow). And I can't stop the HDD recovery process unless I want to start again later.

PS: Am I the only one who deletes his most recent rant when he thinks he has something better to say, and the cooldown is still not over?

When you finally decide to upgrade to a new Mac Book, and there's not a single unit in stock in Finland and earliest new stock ships early next year. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, I NEED THAT MACHINE RIGHT NOW!

Note to self:
Close off ALL ways things could go wrong..

Long story short; I released a new feature, to be able to better follow up on any stock moves, their amounts, locations and even expiry dates. An older tool just bypassed that very verification and nothing was logged or taken out of stock.

~

Taking out an amount for a certain orderline has a shortcut in place to mitigate some of the mandatory steps that pickers need to take in order to verify what's being taken. This little tool only available, visible and possible for a very few select users.

I assigned some orders to one of these people, which made him think it was an urgent batch. It's only one product, for multiple orders, so he went to the location, took out the amount needed and then used the tool to quickly be able to prepare them for shipping.

This bypassed the new methods to check if the location actually had stock to take, which I had just enabled for 1 account.

Luckily I caught the miss-hap as I was monitoring that product first-hand and noticed the batch of orders was collected but the stock amount didn't update.

It was 5min before I was leaving work, so I investigated and then ran to the person in question to ask what he did; which was "I used that tool"

I facepalmed myself internally while blaming myself, as he couldn't know that it wasn't ready to use for that purpose.

The tools to fix this up are there already.. so I used that to fix some missing stock-takes manually.. Though I'll need to close that little tool for these kind of orders for sure, asap, probably when I get home, at least until I bring over its new logic to it.

Happy Tuesday? (:

You know it's one of those days when you're scouring through vendor code in order to figure out why your code isn't working

Time to get some coffee

Do I go to object-oriented hell?
Edit: sc and cc are now unset in Connect

I hate you fucking callbacks. why don't you callback in the fucking order you were motherfucking called!!!! why must you force me to call a callback a callback!! 😣😡😤👹

So I'm a fan of php, but the order of arguments for mktime() catches me out everytime!

!rant
Suggestion: devRant-rubberduck
I somehow feel like i need a devRant themed rubberduck in order to debug more efficiently..

In order to understand recursion, see the first comment on this post.

Webcomics:
Xkcd, oots, lfg ang licd
Order of the stick
Looking for the group
Least i could do

Cannabis, meditation and the knowledge that my skills are valuable enough that I can leave whenever I feel so inclined.

In that order too

Would it be possible to subscribe to a post without having to comment it?
Would be great in order to avoid the millions of “📌” comments ❤️

**Yoda conditions**
(also called Yoda notation) is a programming style where the two parts of an expression are reversed from the typical order in a conditional statement.

Yet another puzzle edition #3!

In order to solve:
Cwbqpl ystbsu, nbkmqsb gthpox!

You need to solve:
JDX: FNNCKTBJ

Good luck! Post your answer in the comments.

In this order:

- Coffee
- Coffee...
- Music with a quality pair of headphones
- Still struggling? Walk away from the desk... anywhere - even the loo
- Repeat

Provisioning Profile does not match CFBundleIdentifier :(
I'm going to order a new MacBook. It's easier this way

Hey everyone! Can y'all tell me if this looks good so far? I've been working on this one page for a while making sure everything was in working order.

Would be nice to sort comments in asc and desc order. Scrolling to the stuff at the bottom is annoying.

Hunger and the internet... But not always in that order.

In no particular order:
1. Sense of accomplishment.
2. Keeping my brain busy.
3. Working with smart people.

Fuck stupid VS, stupid M$, have to wait 20 min for Outlook to delete old emails in order to build - deploy solution

Client asks "Why cant i see an active order on the grid", i say: "You have the No-Active filter applied", Client says: "I think thats no lt the correct behavior", then i just shoot myself...

When you're writing a function to check whether a record exists before you create it, make you sure check *before* you create it!!

Spent ages debugging something earlier which was always returning a hit even though I wasn't expecting it but then I realised the record was being added before I ran my check, therefore always said it was found.

Sometimes I'm an idiot.

I've got a question for everyone.

I'm revamping my CV and I was thinking of lightening it a bit, but I'm not very experienced with CV's.

At my last development job, we would order breakfast cobs every Friday, and I would sort all the change out and order it etc.

Would it be wrong to add this to the end of my job history?

I've received na e-mail saying that in order to view the file they sent I needed JavaScript installed. Below they sent a link to download Java!

When you write print(string), which type of people are you:
A) 1. ( 2. string 3. )
B) 1. () 2. string
C) Autocomplete guys
D) hodor

*applies for echo, printf, println, etc.
** python2 and c++ are discriminated on purpose

Went on this 2 day business show...

Next to me a 100 inch tv... 4k quite awesome jittery video at points ? Codec or cable is wrong...

What was on the right of my stand ... To the cake.

"How to make money online"

He proceeded to state things like I now have 20mill my dream car etc ...
*Me trying not to laugh\be disgusted*

His power point ... Well a 10 year old can do better looks built in 1995

People were buying into it ! How the fuck does someone who has apparently 20mill give such a shit design to people and they listen...

I seriously wanted to go on and say... Don't listen to this fraud this, piece of shit snake oil salesmen.

But I didn't... And.. I regret it. On the bright side ... My stand had the shortest setup in the whole place bet by far the best websites!

I used some kind of application on a compact disc (don't remember what it was) and it asked to reboot in order to do some stuff before Windows loads. Apparently in order to do so it overwrote MBR along with my TrueCrypt loader. Didn't make rescue disc, so lost about 300GB of stuff.

Yes, or no (and if you want to, why): Is a degree required in order to become a game developer?

I have my own opinion, but I want to see what the community thinks.

Me (sysop) : in order to access our servers, you have to give us your WAN static IP...
Developer : yes I have a static IP... 192.... 168...
Me (don't know wether to laugh or cry...) : O.K. !

I really like the quality of the devrant stickers and I'd like to order some from the same place for my startup. Would @dfox be so kind as to let me know the supplier? Much appreciation in advance. :)

In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion.

Is anyone using Slack? I just downloaded it in order to use it with Laravel notifications. How is your experience with this?

Do you also mess with your name for your food order for sprint planning?

Still looking for a job in order to have an interview 😏😏
Wish me luck