okay, I promise.

All these fortnite plyers thanking the bus driver but none of them thanking their graphics drivers

That's a scary pumpkin

My girlfriend knows what a coder needs when it’s their birthday. Lucky to have her. Walked into my room and it was set up like this.

Never leave your login on a postit

My wife came home from her baby shower with this onesie. It made me so happy.

I play a game to decide if I'm going to do work today.

I roll one dice. If it lands, I do work.

Google => googled

Duck duck go => duck duck went?

🤔

Just found the best dev ever.

https://alcohollick.com/tfw.html

macOS treats chess like it's the System32 file in windows

I had a secondary Gmail account with a really nice short nickname (from the early invite/alpha days), forwarded to another of my mailboxes. It had a weak password, leaked as part of one of the many database leaks.

Eventually I noticed some dude in Brazil started using my Gmail, and he changed the password — but I still got a copy of everything he did through the forwarding rule. I caught him bragging to a friend on how he cracked hashes and stole and sold email accounts and user details in bulk.

He used my account as his main email account. Over the years I saw more and more personal details getting through. Eventually I received a mail with a plaintext password... which he also used for a PayPal account, coupled to a Mastercard.

I used a local website to send him a giant expensive bouquet of flowers with a box of chocolates, using his own PayPal and the default shipping address.

I included a card:

"Congratulations on acquiring my Gmail account, even if I'm 7 years late. Thanks for letting me be such an integral part of your life, for letting me know who you are, what you buy, how much you earn, who your family and friends are and where you live. I've surprised your mother with a cruise ticket as you mentioned on Facebook how sorry you were that you forgot her birthday and couldn't buy her a nice present. She seems like a lovely woman. I've also made a $1000 donation in your name to the EFF, to celebrate our distant friendship"

A meme (if that's acceptable)

500 kbps hotel wifi my ass. I hijacked the smart TV's Ethernet connection and voila: 100mbps

Double tapping on a rant little slowly opens the rant activity twice.
Happens when I try to ++ a rant by double tapping. @dfox

Latest update for the devRant app has some new twists: 1) collabs are now free for all 2) black theme is available for devRant++ members 3) when posting a rant we now ask for you to classify the rant as a specific type of post. RIP !rant :/ To be clear, this isn't meant to say that any posted content needs to be different than what everyone is doing already, just that the extra categorization helps all parties who like or dislike different types of content. This categorization will help better inform the algo and allow for advanced filtering which is coming soon.

If you have any questions, comments or concerns please ask me or @dfox in this thread.

Date a programmer. We break loops, not hearts.

The aCalendar app let's you choose vibration pattern, it's one of the better settings I've seen.

Yet , another Photo took me into Thinking...

"So you're a coder?"
"Yeah"
"Can you hack the pentagon then"

🙃

Devrant should get a mention on silicon valley

CEO's are need to be ***hole...

When you thought you oversimplified the user interface but it's still too confusing for the user...

SO GUESS WHAT

IF YOUR SHITTY WIFI CRAPS OUT DURING A VISUAL STUDIO UPDATE, VISUAL STUDIO FUCKING COMMITS SUICIDE

MICROSOFT CAN SUCK A BIG, VEINY COCK. IM SO DONE WITH THEIR SENSITIVE, CONVOLUTED, SLOW IDE.

UI design gone wrong

as a dev, sleep is a luxury

Rofl😂😂😂

Kind of sad when you think about it.

My girlfriend doesn't talk to me anymore after I said I helped the new girl to do some penetration testing.

They're meant to be!

!evolution of the desk
gf send me...