I think server down time is because of rain 🌧

True story bro 😂

Privacy is a legend

Every IT admin's wish

Never make the same mistake twice.

There are so many new ones, try a different one each day.

My cat put a "j" in my code and i spent 2 hours to find it

New colleague in the office.

Him: How do you rename a file in terminal?
Me: Just sudo rm <filename>, rm stands for ReName.

I'm a horrible person.

Universe is telling...

An iPad Pro is totally better than a computer.

Can I code on that piece of fuck? No? Fuck off.

the eclipse "Dark" theme is brighter than my future

When you're completely new to android development and Gradle doesn't want to love you...

Its true 🙋

So, this is how my Android teacher indents his braces. I'm not sure what to think of this.

Map, Filter and reduce explained!

reCAPTCHA isn't secure 😱

Front-end developer's to-do list :
☑ Climb Everest
☑ Learn how to speak mandarin
☑ Become god
◻ Vertically center something in CSS

Your job is automated now

Fix it without internet

When the normal cream doesn't do the job...

This beer label is awesome!

I never read terms & conditions, do you?

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare didn't say that.

When I have to scroll down all of the terms of use.

If I don't have any weird co-worker, does it mean I'm that weird co-worker? :/

*Client calles me at 7Am*

Client: why did you make everything smaller on my website ?

Me: look at the right side of your URL bar, do you see a minus sign ?

Client: yah, so ?

Me: click on it and set it back to default.

Client: oh ok this is working for me now, will this fix apply globally across the internet

Me: ...

Client: oh I think I asked a stupid question, thanks mate have a good day.

Me: you're welcome...

Interviewer: "I checked your Github, your side projects look very interesting! Tell me about your other hobbies."

Me: "other hobbies?"

For my fellow javascript devs:

var floored = 12.68 | 0;

Is much faster than:

var floored = Math.floor(12.68);

And in both cases floored === 12
#JustJavascriptThings ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Source: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/...
Performance test: https://measurethat.net/Benchmarks/...

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