Why does maven for eclipse not do what I want? Am I just doing it wrong, or is it too complicated to get an executable jar with all dependency plugins packaged, where no alert like "main class not found" will pop up at execution?!?

Pi ->wifi -> laptop -> bluetooth PAN -> phone -> LTE
Will this work properly? Let's find out!

Anyone here who has experiences with Kaspersky running on MacOS Sierra? Got a license here but I'm scared to install it because I heard it would slow down the system due to the deep integration and so forth.

Two semesters of basic java course which ended in a job at university's IT. Now I am the noob there

Is there any irc/discord/slack channel to share experiences and talk with others in a more near real-time way?
I think that would be great

Any advices for getting a jumpstart into swift as second programming language (besides java)?

Well I thought only windows got this kind of problems.. seems like my mba does not like its new time machine volume :(

Still pissed apple didn't release a new MacBook Air yesterday! Anyways, on my way to get my first ever MacBook (newest Air model with 8Gb).
I'm so hyped ☺️

Watching the stream, waiting for a new macbook air...
F***!
So better get a last year model now?

You know you're done, when you start pressing CTRL+space in ms word...

Boss: "how is the project going? When will you be finished? It's not that much to do right?"
Me - I'm stuck in my spaghetti. Not even started to implement things - fuck

I wonder if there is any tool to measure the amount of spaghetti code in my project... it feels really messed up.
Anyone got a testing tool at hand for it?

Anyone here who has managed to build a small laptop with a Raspberry Pi? I would love to use my iPad via USB connection as a screen for it but not finding the right apps for my needs

Start working with ZK framework. When I download some examples from their site I get a lot of errors because of missing classes and jars. Help me pls!

When you're presenting your first ever real project to your boss and the presentation PC comes up with a "Unsupported major.minor version 52.0" Exception 😒
Thanks Java..

Had my first "it's working but I don't know why" moment. Freshly out of the basic courses in university I stumbled into my first project, side quest: got an xml file written with XStream which needed to be re-read by JAXB. Never worked with any kind of XML before and now after a lot of swearing at the computer I did it. It's working, I'm getting my array list with Elements out of the goddamn XML yay!

Has anyone here read the book "clean code" by Robert C. Martin and can recommend it?

{
while(time_to_exams > 0){
me.shouldBeLearning(true);
time_to_exams--;
}

public void shouldBeLearning(boolean bool){
if(bool){
should_be_learning = false;
waste_time_on_DevRant = true;
} else {
waste_time_on_DevRant = true;
}
}
}

About to learn the world of Linux with my raspberry pi. Seems like I have ridden fail2ban into an un-removable nor fixable state. Fml 🙈

<noRant>
UDOO x86 Ohr Raspberry Pi3?
</noRant>

<noRant>
Thanks @devRant for the stickers!
Now I need to find a good spot on my laptop to stick em on.. No idea which layout looks best
<\noRant>

<rant>

When you are asked to implement a fix for a colleague and do so.
Then a half day later you see another colleague change in the git repo, that's using more lines and is harder to read but basically does the same as your version

</rant>

Receiving a task from PM to be fulfilled two weeks before the deadline ends.
Days until deadlines end: 4 - thanks for stealing my holiday

When your co-worker asks you to implement a fix for a problem in his code..

Reading yourself into his code, then you see him having fixed the same problem several lines above in another method.