Every God damn time!

Fucking shit i just had a 3 days chat with google's cloud engineer about an issue i had in a project. eventually the issue occured due to an update they made on some projects involving IAM changes that required some changes from my part in my security toles. Like wtf haven't you heard of data fixes when you roll out such changes?! I just had my production env down for 72hours for their fuckup.
At least send an email regarding it so we could set it up in time

Push your commits before anyone else, so you don't have to resolve any merge conflicts 😈

Chess nournament, wish me luck xD

I don't want to use HAML!!!! I'm the Developer, you shouldn't be doing dev! Your opinion doesn't matter.

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We're using HAML for the project ...

Genius indeed! Deadlock

New game on steam, Middle-earth.
Showing absolutely no in game footage and asks you to pre-order for some bullwhip award.

Don't pre-order, please kill this type of behavior.
What is it even, rpg, rts?

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Why do they call it HTTPS instead of SHTTP?

Because SHTTP looks like sh*t

Wife asked if she could see my Python so I pulled it right out.

She yells, "That's not what I meant and you know it! Show me your code!"

Now apparently I'm in trouble 😂

Yeap... This shit is getting out of control...

Found this in a 15 year old computer magazine!

Got a job with EA
Went down like this during the interview

Hiring Manager: your second part of your resume seems to be missing?
Me: second part is $20
Hiring Manager: Welcome on board

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Took an interview today.

Me - What do you think JavaScript is interpreted or compiled.

Guy(5+ years of UI exp) - It's neither of them. It just runs on browser.

At that moment I slowly started fading away into a black hole for the absolute peace and embrace death.

Happy Diwali to all my people here. The celebration of joy and lights 🙂🙂

This is just amazing.

I think this should happen when people get over 9000++

You know things just got serious when you reach for pen and paper.

I heard, that its a pain to do pair programming with me, but why?!

Sums up my life...

Electronic Computer
Same Location

When you try to clap in a presentation while holding coffee and spill it all over yourself.

So this morning I went to go brush my teeth while half awake. It wasn't until I almost put the brush in my mouth when I felt something moving on my hand, then I saw that the entire head of my brush was swarming with ants. I immediately dropped the brush and almost yelled out loud.

But this was nothing compared to the amount of bugs I saw when I opened my Visual Studio.

No Doubt!!!