When you go to a doctor and he starts to google your symptoms in front of you and reads you texts from wikipedia page of the disease he assumes you have, then writes you a prescription for some random meds.

Maybe he was a dev before.

I guess Elon Musk is too focused on colonizing mars to the point that he forgot to improve PayPal's API docs.

alias gcc='echo "gcc: fatal error: Input file not found: "

Now have fun watching your victim struggle.

Thanks @dfox and @trogus for these awesome stickers!

Saw a classmate returning an plain text password from a function to try to push it in a JSON file for an API we have to build for class.

I try to correct him and show him a few things that are better practices and for security, I get yelled at and called a know-it-all for trying to help... I'm so done with people -.-

I've tried to joke about it, but you won't pick up the hint. I've told you about the smell, but you think it is a joke. It's not. It. Is. Not. A. Joke.

STOP MICROWAVING FISH IN THE OFFICE YOU FUCKING SOCIOPATH!

Omg!!!11elf

In a programming exam, we had to write a program in 60 minutes, part of which was sorting some strings by length (strings the same length had to be in the same line)... I had like 3 minutes left, so i wrote this beauty:

boolean b = false;
for(int i = 0; i <= 999999; i++){
for(int j = 0; j <= strings.length; j++){
if(i == strings[j].length()){
System.out.print(s + " ");
b = true;
}
}
if(b){
System.out.println();
b = false;
}
}

The reality of Android hobby projects:
First 25min of each coding session goes to updating Android studio and plugins...

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict. :|

Spaces or tabs? - Semicolons!

OW FUCKING GREAT

BEEN CREATING THIS WEBSITE FOR 1 MONTH USING REACTJS. IT'S HALFWAY DONE. NOW THE HIGHER UPS CHANGES THEIR DECISION THAT WE HAVE TO MAKE IT WITH WORDPRESS.

FUUUUUCCCCKKKK. I'M FUCKING OUT.

Who wants to join?

My GF just selected all files on her harddrive and clicked "Open".

The look at her face when she figured out what she have done.

BONUS: She restarts her computer, and upon start she selects Yes to the "Your computer shutdown unexpected, would you like to re-open the applications" popup 😂

So I've got a recursive function that calls a recursive function that has a nested recursive function inside it.

I think all the JS framework stickers should be the same size and shape... that way each year when you switch you can just cover up the old sticker with the new one :)

Rest in peace bro ..!

That moment when a friend brags about how a family member works at google (he trying to be cool and all the other guys being amazed) and when you ask what actually does at google you find out he's a janitor.

It's all fun until GPL

drew this on the office whiteboard. hopefully people notice...

Finally I realized that PHP means 'Programmers Hate Programming '.

Designers be like...

Stop f*cking calling me minority or part of a underrepresented group. Yeah I noticed I am one of the only women on a conference. I DONT CARE, I AM A PROGRAMMER NOT A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE. Hire me for my work, not because you want you company to be more diverse.

So... Stress balls aren't intended to be thrown at your colleagues. Interesting.

when you find a TODO in the code, git blame it, and find out it's been there for five years :(

Everytime I check the time and it's exactly 13:37, I find that funny.
I think I'm weird :)

One of the project manager came to one of our senior pro developer to say something. Before he even said anything the senior dev said:

Oh Fuck, not you again!

The pm politely left the area