Have a deadline coming up but spent time making this meme. No ragrets

What would you do if you discover a major security flaw in an enterprise product that claims to be secure and has GDPR compliance? Like a really major flaw in a core feature of the product!

I swear, every time someone says we have the latest front end tech stack, makes me think of this.

I did it only for the stress ball.

Wonder how many unicorn startup ideas are just sitting in github repos. 🤓

Fuck fuck fuck. Joined a new gig. Been a week and today saw code which did something like this: .append(“<style>.add{}”)

FML! And this is a react app.

Just joined a new company this week. They have react, redux, and all sorts of libraries checked into their repo. Code looks like someone puked all over it. Should I quit? Or stay and clean it up?

I'm ready to take this relationship to the next level.

Fuck this shit.

Interview in 45 mins! Nervous as fuck! Any tips?

One of those "Fuck this shit, I'm outta here" moments! CEO, in a dying startup wants to go on a 5 day vacation to Mexico while I'm sitting here fixing production bugs! FUCK THIS SHIT BRUH

Hack AI

Today is my birthday and all I checked in was a blank space with the commit message: "fuck yeah, last year in my twenties"!

Office manager/HR:

• this is fucked up!
• I fucking hate this shit of a job
• I took a pay cut to get this job MF
• come near me and I'll cut you #moodtoday

Anyone else have similar experience with HR?

Ran a bamboo test suite which just printed '408 tests ran successfully'. It's only had return true :P

Periodically update test number.

People fucking think that working for a fucking startup is a fucking cake walk. Every person making 6 figure salaries but no one fucking wants to put in an effort to work slightly harder! Show up at 10 and leave a 4 and yeah v'll get funded. And the worst fucking part is no one wants to check something as simple as fucking work emails after work! Fucking get your acts together or just walk the fuck out the door.

I know work life balance is important but don't expect that when you know the company is treading harsh waters and needs everyone to get their shit together so we get funded!

PM: is this a bug or a feature?
Me: yes!

:P

The folks over at Gitlab must be feeling okay today. #awsoutage #s3down

Warning: This is going to be a long one!

Day 1: Fresh outta grad school. Joined a start-up in silicon valley (50% lower pay than avg salary) . Moved to the bay area and rented a car to travel to work. First day, all excited, drive 35 miles to work.

It's a small company with just 5 people. Greeted by the CEO himself. Asks me to wait outside while he goes speaks with the project manager. In the meantime the office manager asks if I have a copy of my resume.

10 minutes later, the CEO walks out and tell me: "I'm sorry but I don't have a job for you at this time. Please come back after a month". Palms are sweaty, Knees weak, arms are heavy. I feel my heart skipping several beats. As an F1 student I immediately start thinking about my visa status.

I drive back home and try to think what I should do next. Then suddenly the CEO calls me back saying pls come back and we can work something out. I drive back and I'm offered a small spot on a round table with my colleagues. Everyone looks stressed out and sad.

Day 2: Work starts early since we need to collaborate with a team in India. I reach work at 6:00 am hoping my second day is better than the first. Couple minutes into the early morning meeting, the CEO flips out and screams: "I'm going to fucking fire everyone. This fucking thing is taking too long. Just get the fuck out already".

Day 547: I finally quit and joined another start-up :)

My brother, as a 23 year old trying to apply for mechanical engineering jobs, came across this posting!

That's why they say, start young, kids :P

There shall always be coffee and no releases on a Friday! #MyExecutiveOrder

Get to unbox these two bad boys today! #excited

Doesn't work in IE

Attending a Monday morning meeting without caffeine!

What are some good developer pick up lines? '#TODO: You' is my favorite :P

Hans Zimmer

When all you hear are mouse clicks and not keyboard presses from your colleagues, you know it's going to be a slow day. Which means, time to work on personal projects :P

When you bake better than you code and start to question your life's choices.

Devrant has become my new Facebook! Thanks to the amazing dev community 😎

!rant

Is it a bad thing if you are very dearly attached to your job/company?

Makes it extremely hard to move on