Fell asleep with my hand on the keyboard and woke up a few hours later. There was many thousands of newlines in my code.

You wish you had these skills (oc)

Skype, on my laptop, updated the other day. It was like: 'Oh hey we're downloading skype for windows 10!', and I was like 'oh yeah? cool! ... wait, I'm not on Windows 10 WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING NO WAIT NO STOP'

And now it doesn't work. Yay!

Jetbrains should make an IDE for LaTeX, just sayin.

Porting Java Code to Kotlin manually, just to get a better understanding of the language. Best thing so far, NO more Assertive Exception Handling.

Damnit Java, I know it for a fact that the damned thing won't throw an exception! There's Careful and Paranoid. KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

Stack Overflow. Everyone uses it but everyone seems to hate the community. I very often read about someone getting down voted and they all say the same thing - "I have no idea why".

I have spent a lot of time moderating SO posts, which gave me a lot of reputation and medals. I find it fun to help people and it feels good to give back to the community.

I have asked a bunch of questions and I've never gotten a single down vote, which leads me to believe everyone of you that is constantly getting down voted are doing something wrong. Because the posts I see getting down voted are fucking stupid questions that either lack information or contain too much information.

Example 1:
Server java error

Why is my server not working? I am using Tomcat, port 8080 and I'm getting IOException.

Example 2:
Webpack configuration not working

My webpack is not a working, why?
[entire webpack config]

End examples.

What the fuck are you expecting asking questions like these?? No one gets paid for answering your questions, so the least you can do is write a CLEAR AND UNDERSTANDABLE question. I'm not gonna tell you how to do it because there's A LOT of information on how to do it.

People devote hours and hours to helping others on SO, and of course they get fed up with the stupid and lazy questions. That community is not about being nice, it's not about making people feel welcomed, it's about QUALITY OF CONTENT. No one is crying when they find a superb question + answer, right? That's the result of a community not accepting low quality content.

So please, the next time you get a down vote on SO - do not come here whining about it but instead take a look at what you have posted there and ask yourself if it could have held a higher quality.

Thanks!

Anyone else used Stack Overflow for many years without ever asking or answering a single question?

Being a Java dev trying out Python is like taking a shit and not having to wipe.

Where is the "not a rant" down vote option. Fuck the memes!

When you just saw a random kid playing games you made

I ate alot of food, now i am feeling like android studio

my laptop is still young and innocent but thank you devrant for awesome stickers

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Rich Cook

What do you call 8 hobbits?
A hobbyte!

You've probably already heard this one but if not and your a LoTR fan, your welcome.

Note: 40% of the time this works all the time as a pickup line.

C# you are drunk. Go home.

Source: https://adeetc.thothapp.com/classes... on page 2

Applied for a student JetBrains account, i got accepted in less than 12 hours. Thats what I call great customer service!

Awesome Hack!

Visiting devRant while project is compiling...

Hmm...

During a software presentation for a group of clients i said:
"I reworked the interface for you. Now it's idiot-proof."

🤔
I think "Velop" should be a word.

Velop - to break software
(velopers would be muggles/stupid users?)

This would give the word "developer" a new meaning.
No?
Okay

#wife{
right:100%;
margin:0;
}

Used to be all about nano and a vim hater, and now in vim i see the light, the truth, the bliss.

Is it just me, or is using --> for indentation just dumb?

Have you guys ever developed a software/app/website just for the fun of it? 🤔

😂😂😂😂😂😂

$ crontab -r monthly.irl

The following extra packages will be installed:
pregnancy lib-life lib-fuckyou

Do you wanna continue? [y/n]

Can you hate complex math and still be a backend developer? 🤔

I love the smell of burning cpu

I really hate people who prefer this coding style:

if (condition)
{
// something shitty here
}

Instead of this:

if(condition){
// perfectly clean code
}