Not easy to spot

i started using reddit i few days ago

!r/ProgrammerHumor

Oh poor Libre😂

Don't know if this has already been put up, but I got a good laugh from it

Taking paracetamol or ibuprofen is just piping your body's error.log to /dev/null.

I just discovered Glances.

I just came.

This shit is 😍

(https://nicolargo.github.io/glances...)

OMG I have no clue why they're leaving
- Every asshole manager ever

"Design is a response to a specific problem. You are given a problem to solve, and then you let the problem itself tell you what your solution is." - Chip Kidd

"Never fall in love with an idea. They’re whores. If the one you’re with isn’t doing the job, there’s always, always, always another." - Chip Kidd

Such a relief

Recently made an account on Instagram.
Uploaded two pics
Deleted both of them
Now I've -2 posts

Double standards :p

Not one feature.

All analytics systems in general.

Whether it's implementing some tracking script, or building a custom backend for it.

So called "growth hackers" will hate me for this, but I find the results from analytics tools absolutely useless.

I don't subscribe to this whole "data driven" way of doing things, because when you dig down, the data is almost always wrong.

We removed a table view in favor of a tile overview because the majority seemed to use it. Small detail: The tiles were default (bias!), and the table didn't render well on mobile, but when speaking to users they told us they actually liked the table better — we just had to fix it.

Nokia almost went under because of this. Their analytics tools showed them that people loved solid dependable feature phones and hated the slow as fuck smartphones with bad touchscreens — the reality was that people hated details about smartphones, but loved the concept.

Analytics are biased.

They tell dangerous lies.

Did you really have zero Android/Firefox users, or do those users use blocking extensions?

Did people really like page B, or was A's design better except for the incessant crashing?

If a feature increased signups, did you also look at churn? Did you just create a bait marketing campaign with a sudden peak which scares away loyal customers?

The opinions and feelings of users are not objective and easily classifiable, they're fuzzy and detailed with lots of asterisks.

Invite 10 random people to use your product in exchange for a gift coupon, and film them interacting & commenting on usability.

I promise you, those ten people will provide better data than your JS snippet can drag out of a million users.

This talk is pretty great, go watch it:
https://go.ted.com/CyNo

i mean wtf

My Linux machine completely froze up so I used another Linux machine to ssh into it and kill the misbehaving process.

So, eventually they understood a lot of SO users are assholes. 😁

stairs which is started from zero :D

This bus stole HTML 5 logo 😁😁😁

Random guy : Well I'm not tracked on the internet, I use private tabs.
Me : Well, I'm not sleeping with your mom, I use condoms

A developer's worst nightmare is having amnesia.
Imagine being an expert in 6 programming languages and you suddenly lost your memory.

YOU'RE IN DESTINATION FUCKED ALREADY.

Happens only in Bangalore...

When you spend too much time in your car

What a weird age we live in!!!
We need to prove machines that we are not machines...
#captcha

Oh no!

Dear Skype,

Had a good laugh on this one

[via https://twitter.com/ElleOhHell/...]

On my twitter feed today.

EVERYTIME!!

"There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don’t believe this to be a coincidence." - Jeremy S. Anderson