The child in me feels like a 1337 hax0r

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I got a PGP-encrypted email today, from my wife.
I am so proud

Moved from github to gitlab.
Felt good.

I really wanted to sleep early today but then this arrived

When you try to tell your fellow devs to start using Git 😶

So apparently this is an official company in the UK

Reading devRant feed is so fucking hard nowadays. Every other rant is about Windows rebooting, Google being evil, Quantum beating Chrome, M$ users being cunts and all these fanboy shits.

Fucking hell. Write some actual code and rant about some solid problems rather than being a stupid fanboy.

Gentlemen, I present to you... The Internet

Just built a custom retropi for the boyfriend for his bday. Custom paint, button, box, splash screen, and games. Fun little project.

This is like..... Spot on. 😂

I'll just leave this here...

You either die a POSH expert or you live long enough to become the wizard guy.

!rant

You gotta love the RPi Zero W!
Preparing some of them for IoT deployments

Is anybody else super excited? S03E02 in 14 hours!!! :D

"Oh, you're a developer? Then you cannot fix my PC", said no relative ever.

Just opened my laptop to see if I can upgrade my ram, and yes I can

And I've got space for a 2.5 drive as well!
Fuck yeah!

All I need is a 1080 inside of this :P
But I've just got a shitty built-in gpu...

How many of you guys want to shoot your clients if you get a chance?

Me : I need to give Tom a wash.

GF (Smashed table, angrily) : Tom is your Keyboard, stop giving everything a name.

Me : you hurt poor George!

New shipment is in. You can never have enough Raspberry Pi's. ;)

"Oh you're a developer?"

"Yes."

"Hey I've got this awesome app idea. You build it all and you can get 10% of the profits?"

Most people.
"Dance like no one is looking"

Me.
"Sudo like you have backups"

What is your favorite editor for HTML, CSS, JS, PHP?

True story.

Awesome, at lease devRant is up and running, where else would we all go otherwise when the Internet is falling apart! Go @dfox !

Brace yourselves, Amazon S3 memes/rants are coming! :D

Looking at the dev world this month like.. gitlab is down.. s3 is down.. isitdown down.. looks like devrant is using s3 as well, so no meme on this rant :/

And for the first time in a long time it's not my problem..

No job, no bugs 😖😭

Whoever is breaking the internet today... Russia? Seth Rogen Movie? Kim Kardashian? Mr. Robot? Please stop! I'm trying to work!

From: Jeff Bezos
Subject: S3
Body: ?

Today we witness a Guinness record, "most heart attack count in an hour"