I suppose. The bad sleep schedule demotivates me from working.

How do you determine how much memory to allocate for your applications?

Sufficient memory * 2?

Windows

When your client wants you to store password in plain text and it makes your life easier but it still feels really wrong

You know you are in silicon valley when you see an ad for redis

Newbie Agile Team: "Hi Scrum Coach, we studied and implemented the Scrum methodology, but we are late as before and our software is buggy and shitty as ever, how is that?"

Agile Coach: "Scrum Methodology is easy to learn, but difficult to master!"

Newbie Agile Team (chorus): "Oh coach, Fuck yourself daily, with your coffe thermos, standing up and once per week retrospectively. If you'll come at the next review meeting, we will gangbang your ass in front of the stakeholders"

Fuuuuck I'm an idiot. Decided to take a snapshot of our production server at DigitalOcean. It's a 260gb drive, so as far I can see this will be running all night. Someone will fucking kill me...

Why Does Python lives on Land?

Because it is above C level

Devs can hardly stand testers but both of them are an integral part of the development process...

Nobody:
Absolute nobody:

My PC: *decides to suicide

lets see if i can root my phone

When you are web developer.

College is going to kill me.
😵

In order to understand recursion, see the first comment on this post.

When you get $9000 laptop, macbook becomes your mousepad :/

Update on UWP File explorer! Exciting stuff first!

Reveal style was applied to the home page grid (That thing in WinX where the borders change color in proximity to the mouse)

Clickable buttons in the title bar! This is the first step to tabs!

Converted a lot of things that were generated dynamically in C# to UserControls in XAML, for easier reading and even improved code-behind options.

Pulled my hair out getting rid of System.IO - System.IO is not made for UWP and stops working in certain situations. Now using Windows.Storage, which is a lot more async. I have gotten much friendlier with the dispatcher.

Pain from the operation is really fading and school doesn't start for a couple days, so I hope to get a beta out before school starts, and more realistically, get the tab system done before school starts.

Sooo....... I heard you guys likes ducks 😂

"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples then you and I will still each have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas." - George Bernard Shaw

Never drunk, happy life 😁

No questions asked

Ha haa. well said. :D

so True

This bus stole HTML 5 logo 😁😁😁

Python: "I'm platform independent"
Me: "Cool, can you set the TCP keep alive to 1 second"
Python: "Go ask the OS lol"

Found on Twitter, by @MalwareTechBlog

Tests passed: 1 / 1
Success rate: 100 %

I'm done with this fuckin shit.
Why it doesnt even work.
Fuck it. I will look at it tomorrow.

*after 5 mins*
opens terminal, editor:
- o boi, let's go again

Am I the only one who doesn't need coffee to code?

Dammit! I don't know how many times I've typed "mov x y" in my terminal tonight...

I finally gave in and set an alias for it.

Damned x86 assembly...

- Spaces!
- Tabs!

I started drink tea instead coffee and my code is so much better now.