Web devs daily day

My wife asks me how I can stare at a computer screen all day at work, then come home and continue to use a computer for the evening..

I respond that it's 95% of the only light I see all day..

My life in one picture

Life of an introvert

Debugging while the marketing department promotes the product!

My friend said this,

Roses are red,
The screen turned blue,
I'm not a programmer,
What the fuck do I do.

Does anyone else not enjoy pair programming? As an introvert who prefers to "work alone" and someone who has to look stuff up frequently, even things I "should know by now", I find pair programming very anxiety-inducing. I'm always wondering if the person I'm programming with thinks I'm an idiot/imposter.

correct..sir

And I can't find the problem...

Basically like crossing a minefield.

When the "lost password" feature of a website sends you an email with your original password :/

Shutting down my company 😔,

Can't do it anymore,trying to do the best work for shit pay.

Clients haven't paid... Now I doubt I can even find 10 quid literally don't have 10 quid to my name right now 😔.

Burnt myself out ... I can't even concentrate on my work cause I'm stressing on everything...never ending spiral.... 😢

Going to just get a normal job ... Just lucky I have parents to go back to.

Running a dev company... Really amazing when things go well, it's unexplainable in fact but... Devastating when it doesn't 😞

You know when you break up with a girl you've been with for ages... Like how horrific ... That can be... This is literally worse .. I didn't think it was even possible...

Me while building my avatar on devRant: "where the fuck is sleepy eyes option o.O "

“I sent a document to print but it hasn't come out... I think the printer might be broken”

NO! The printer is not BROKEN just because you can’t print. You see that person over there at the printer? Yes, that one collecting their print job now? THE PRINTER IS NOT BROKEN!

If you're wondering why your Mac is slow as sh*t, be advised that it's playing Chess during it's free time.

My git password is only muscle memory at this point.

If I accidentally try to think about what I'm typing I end locking myself out for the rest of the day.

How this could happen? 😔

The problem with Linux... It's stable, you can get exactly the desktop experience you want out of it, BUUUUT, there's always an urge to tinker a little more, then you break everything and it takes hours to fix

The cyber police...

Got through 4 hours of merge conflicts before pushing to prod... I imagine this is how doctors feel during an operation... #ef

CSS before Flexbox

I don't remember how many times I've wanted to do this..

The good thing about being a mobile developer is that your phone's battery never goes below 90%

$ wget *

Downloads the Internet.

Password complexity checker for big car rental company is set to insane mode
☑️ 30 char
☑️ symbols
☑️ numbers
☑️ upper & lower
❎ still 'too weak'

I swear it's been over a year since I've used a optical drive on a computer.

Hell my personal rig has no optical drive.

Disc is dead!!!!

Getting told by someone who is almost to stupid to open a word file how easy it would be to develop XYZ.

When you think working from home is fun

RIP Louie

"we removed function keys the obsolete tech, to add... Function keys"