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WTF, if this is true.
https://technologyreview.com/f/...

Got my first job as a sysadmin at 13 years old

its ok guys,
Nvidia doesn't even work well on Windows either.

For shits I opened myh spam box in gmail. There was a flood of spam from dating.lt . I wanted to just go over there and see if I somehow have an account in there. And delete it if possible.

But when I tried to log in with my usual "spam credentials" -- this hapened

We had recently a thread asking about our internet speeds, this seems relevant to most of what I've read in the comments so far.

Quite true about those EA basterds.

Shower thoughts: i wondering something silly, for example address 0xf006 points to address 0xf003 which has value of 0x0000 how did it know if it is a 0 or a NULL

FUCK

PRESSED CTRL+C IN THE WRONG TERMINAL

BYE BYE HOURS OF WAITING 😞

Sometimes I change to light theme just to change things up.

code review

which is better

"That's fair" 😂😂
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Android Studio got you! 😂🔥

If I do it in python : Finish in one day!
If I do it in C++ :
1 week for installation and configuration
3 days for coding
Another 1 day for troubleshooting...

But I will still prefer do it in C++.

The Hydra-Laptop, in Agents of SHIELD, has a Windows-Logo on it.
Can't say I'm surprised.

This is what happens every time I look at Microsoft’s C# docs after someone tells me to

When Human Teleportation?

Seems like everyone wanted to contribute bubble sort

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Just movin around..

Every fds ever

"Find something you’re passionate about and keep tremendously interested in it." - Julia Child

I actually lent a girl an umbrella yesterday which takes the total number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.

These "learn {language} in {x} minutes" tutorials are getting out of hand

........

On a scale of 1-10 I deem this... Useless

Coworker wrote a nice package and put it on Github, to share with other departments.

I link his package on our company Slack, mentioning a team, with text "What do you think of this one? Is it usable for you guys?"

Next thing I know I have to explain to an executive why I'm "posting pictures of seductive cartoon girls in company chat with disrespectful commentary"

It linked the Github profile picture of the developer in Slack. A fully clothed anime girl, nothing particularly lewd about it.

But I like stabbing back a bit, and confusing the fuck out of people in suits:

"Hate to say it, but a good majority of all the code the company runs on, is written by people known as weebs, who use their so called waifus as their GitHub profile picture. It is very common for open source Javascript packages, but since we recruited 50 extra devs it now also happens internally. It's not my thing either sir, but I'm afraid we have to embrace it... "

"But what about our female devs? What about Joanna, she's in your team? We have to think of diversity! Our investors are really in to diversity, we can't have a bro culture!"

"Sir, with all due respect, we have super diverse teams without even trying. The problem is... they're all millennials. They grew up on weird memes... and are probably ten steps further in embracing diversity compared to the rest of the company."

"Also, Joanna is the one who drew this particular picture. She's charging a €15 commission for profile pictures... Do you want one of your fursona, sir?"

"What is that?"

"Uh... nevermind. Let's... let's not go there"

Time is short.