Made my day 😂😂

(overheard parents talking)

Mum: I'm worried about our son, I guess he was hacking today
Dad: What? [Chuckle] No. He's not that grown up enough. Prolly programming.
Mum: But, the screen was all blue and there was nothing but text on it. And then suddenly it went blank. So, I asked him what he was doing and he said it was a BSOD. That sounds scary NSA level stuff.
Dad: it isn't [came out of the room, saw me there]

(And we laughed and laughed and laughed)

Picked up a legacy site to re-build, turns out just adding:

'?admin=1'

to the query string gave you full admin rights to the entire site without having to authenticate. The site was live for 2 years.

When you're not creative enough to make a post that would give you some stickers but you have a 3D printer...

People who send an email saying "I'm getting an error message".

WHERE DID YOU GET IT?!

WHAT IS THE FUCKING ERROR MESSAGE?!

OH NO SURE LET ME LOOK IN MY CRYSTAL BALL, I'LL HAVE IT FIGURED OUT FOR YOU IN NO FUCKING TIME.

😡

$ man unzip
Definitely the weirdest command I've used in a while

Sheer cruel🤣🤣🤣

Me: I mend shoes

Dear Apple.

Charging $99 for a one-year developer account is bullshit.

Best regards,
Me and every other tech-student on this planet.

“If everyone is admin, no one is admin and this is communism” - Our DBA

Everyone always says the previous developer was crap, sometimes you're right

Job offers be like:
We need a VIRGIN with atleast 2 years EXPERIENCE of SEX...

Rofl😂😂😂

The only expressions devs have

Go big or go home.

Can't wait for this to happen

hope this isnt a repeat. have a great weekend guys!!!!!

This never gets old...

—_😂_—

Random Uncle: So what do you do?

Me: Uncle, I'm a dev at xyz company.

RU: Ah so what do they do

Me: Uncle we work in the internet advertising business, kind of like AdSense

RU: So you basically spam the web?

Me: Yes :/