Every js dev I know

I shall not be limited by the boundaries that they have defined for me! I shall break free from these chains and transcend my internal barriers!
I shall earn my freedom!
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Thank you Google for splitting my package

"hey there is this bug, could you fix it?"
me: sure whats the bug?
*explains the bug*

me:... thats.... thats your feature request from last week

Today I discovered by myself that...

...in a shell...

...when entering a password (e.g. ssh)...

...and you make a typo... 🤦‍♂️

...you don't need to smack that backspace key like a maniac! You can just use the clear line shortcut: control+U (^U). This clears all input to the left of your cursor and this also works for passwords.

Last time, my friend said CSS stands for
"Custom Sexy Styles" (dig into my older rants)

This time, he said
"Centering Somewhat Sucks"

Now he knows the deal.

Don't try this at home 😋

WHOA
My grandpa just gave me 100$ for fixing his TV:

-And here is you paycheck son...
-What? Noo, it was literally 2 minutes factory reset, I don't need this :D
-Oh come on. I'm not paying you because you because you pressed some buttons. I pay you, because you exactly knew which buttons to press. Now, take it!

Truly, the man of honor...

Today I learned.
FACE:B00C is used in the ipv6 address of v6.facebook.com

I'm impressed, well done

2nd worst part of being a dev?

"It should only take 5 minutes"

5 hours later: "aaaaannnddd done."

mom: call your friends

me: okay hold on

myFriends();

"Can you make the UI look uglier and more ... Traditional?"

Removed CSS completely and gave them an HTML only page. They loved it.

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week 119

@dfox way to convince people for clean their desk

I hope everyone's wife / mom is feeling proud.
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Just saw how Git confirms UTF8-Support... with an UTF8-Character. 👍

Such a relief

I didn’t want to wait for the adapter to come in…

"I need this bug fixed in half an hour!"

Credit imgur.

My internet is so slow, it's just faster to drive to the Google headquarters and ask them shit in person.

Pushed a month of work to production and left the office. Cool guys don't look at explosions