I just remembered the first time I set up a Linux-Server. It was a simple Apache webserver at my first internship anf I didnt have a clue about literally anything.

My mentor guided me through and gave me literal step-by-step instructions (alright, now type... and now type...).

At the end he told me "OK, now run 'sudo rm -rf /*' to finish setting up". Me, being the naive and clueless motherfucker I am, happily nuked the everloving shit out of my newly setup server. I was like "Alright, WTF just happened??" He then told me "Now that you know how it works, do the entire thing again all by yourself. And you just learned an important lesson: NEVER exexute commands you dont know what theyre doing". I really did learn a lot on that day and still follow that lesson :D

Code review titles by year:

1990 - your code is using to much memory
1995 - your code is not running on window 95
2000 - your code is slow
2003 - your code don't have tests
2005 - your code is not 64 bit
2009 - your code is not using mvc patters
2010 - your code is not horizontal scalable
2011 - your code should be written in js
2015 - your code is not mobile ready
2020 - your code is racist

From the Gods of The Stack Overflow for the pesants of the community:

https://goalkicker.com

Just go there. This is everything you have to know, ever.

Other languages:
Go fuck your this.
Python:
Go fuck your self.

Recruiter: And I found your devRant account, it’s @brod right? very interesting stuff.
Me: ...

Render issues IRL

Halloween is right around the corner and I'm getting ready for the trick or treating kids 😂

In response to:
https://devrant.com/rants/2149067/...
I took your advice.
She said yes 😁

Let's see if this kitty survives the code review and makes it to production.

The week before project deadline...

Well.. 😂

I find it hard to trust code school's courses when they use green as the color for error.

When you wanted to know deep learning immediately

Busted

This bus stole HTML 5 logo 😁😁😁

On my twitter feed today.

HAHAHA.

Me: *just playing around with Git on my terminal*

Friend: "Man, you're such a geek, typing your git command on the terminal.. I myself can't use git without the GUI at all"

Me: *stares at him in silence*

Me: "Wait... THERE 'S A GUI FOR THAT?"

*true story when I was in college*

Android development is like:
- 30% of the time is coding & debugging
- 70% of the time is waiting for Gradle to build

How about stop reading devRant every 5 minutes?