People watching me doing css

Thought Spotify had a bug for a moment.. Then i remembered how lame I am. -.-'

Finally, the time has come!!!!

I'm a victim, please join me to celebrate.

Well it can happen!!!

Drinking some nice coffee and reading several research paper until the day ends.

That's the life.

Yeah fine !!

Oh for crying out loud, Github is stopping with the term 'master' due to its 'negative association'.

Can we please not pull everything out of goddamn context and not be a fucking offended special snowflake with ANYTHING that could potentially be thought of in a way that could be associated with slavery?!

If we're gonna do it like this I want to ask people of color not to use white/light themed websites/backgrounds.

So apparently Outlook can classify emails from Microsoft as spam... 🤦‍♂️

Now I am afraid to fly ... 😐

https://theregister.co.uk/2020/04/...

Intern asked Manager how can one become a senior developer.

Manager explained and then, asked why?

Intern said that the senior developer was not able to fix the bug in his code for over 3 days while it took the Junior developer (me) around 10 minutes.

[Silence in the meeting]

Decided to train 10 newbies who joined my company during the pandemic.

Worst decision ever.

Never thought one could explain this simple 🙆🙆🙆

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Monday morning 😱

Riddikulus

My lift in nutshell

Documentation 🤷‍♂️

Social Distancing is now a good thing.

Suddenly, my greatest skill is in high demand.

This is deep !

That feeling....

I love this guy 😂

"Git pull a day keep the conflicts away"

Pros of the pandemic . . . ?

- Hello! Gordon's pizza?
- No sir it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a wrong number?
- No sir, Google bought it.
- OK. Take my order please ..
- Well sir, you want the usual?
- The usual? You know me?
- According to our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses, sausage, thick crust
- OK! This is it
- May I suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato?
- No, I hate vegetables
- But your cholesterol is not good
- How do you know?
- Through the subscribers guide. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years
- Okay, but I do not want this pizza, I already take medicine
- You have not taken the medicine regularly, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network
- I bought more from another drugstore
- It's not showing on your credit card
- I paid in cash
- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement
- I have other source of cash
- This is not showing as per you last Tax form unless you got it from undeclared income source
-WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without internet,where there is no cell phone line and no one to spy on me
- I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it has expired 5 weeks ago..

I think I'm going insane from working at home. I feel so fucking unproductive.

😂😂😂😂

Designer: can we put the popup at the top of the screen?

Me: You mean op top of the navigation?

Designer: Yeah.

Me: I sure can. Would be stupid to block off the site navigation with a popup, but definately possible.

Designer: Cool, let me know when done!

Me: ....

Me: I am done.

Designer: Well now I can't click on the navigation anymore.

Me: That's correct. Let me know when you want to change it again.

"Hey, at least it fly" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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