When you treat android as a kid...

The facts are quite accurate

Haha am Eager to see this.

Alright...
I guess this will work...

Light themes are good if made well.
Love front-end ♥

Madness !!

From the same teacher who tried to style a <title>

When you don't read the documentation for a new programming language...

The world is about to end

When you don't have a specific dev task to do...

Bought a calligraphy set.

Everyone has a debugging duck.

I have not.

I have literally nothing to debug with on my desk!

Protip : When you see someone in the middle of a Skype meeting, when it's written that they are in a videoconference with the red button to indicate that they aren't available

don't message them to ask them if they want to go on break.

don't.

Fixed it for you

I just noticed that the UI theme picked by the client it's almost the same theme as Pornhub.

Look how they made us listen to bob and alice love story ! 💤💤💤

What??? Xamarin is acquired by Microsoft??
😥🤯😠😠

Finally, got this piece of beauty and badass combined, just to get some peace at work...

Now, dare those noisy neighbors, who doesn't silence their mobile and laptops, making loud chimes in IM, playing music on speakers and knocking at my desk when I'm on headphones and clearly don't want to be disturbed...

Just found the best dev ever.

https://alcohollick.com/tfw.html

This survey reveals the truth 🤣

You ever sit down to start working on a project, get all your imports and variables set up, and then just completely lose all motivation to even press a key?

Finally bought NieR from Steam with 50% off.
But the game crushes at start due to visual C++ redistributable issues.
Fucken DLL hell...
I start write js instead 🤦‍♂️

Customer bought this in. They "turned on the wrong burner"

Changed my username to something other than my real name.
Realized my GitHub and website have my real name anyway.

🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

2018 contributions in 2018

Soon... my new server room...

Kill Java and stop teaching it

Having fun in Germany, I'm going to stay here for 3 days.

Everything is nice
except
that

I'll forget e v e r y t h i n g of my code
because
it is
U N D O C U M E N T E D

Wish me luck

A client wanted "a video on a server".

I took a server, put it on the ground, stood on it carefully and took 'a video on a server' 😊

I was so tempted to just send it 😆

My girlfriend stole my fucking devrant sweater.