When you find a bug in your code...😭

Facebook made my day: "Your email and resume say Unix-like systems, which is not exactly Unix."

Source: http://imgur.com/hw2pnDt

System.out.println("lol");

Can someone explain to me why the fuck I should even care about the fact, that some companies collect, use and sell my data? I'm not famous, I'm not a politician and I'm not a criminal, I think most of us aren't and won't ever be. We aren't important. So what is this whole bullshittery all about? I seriously don't get it and I find it somewhat weird that especially tech guys and IT "experts" in the media constantly just make up these overly creepy scenarios about big unsafe data collecting companies "stealing" your "private" information. Welcome to the internet, now get the fuck over it or just don't be online. It's your choice, not their's.

I honestly think, some of these "security" companies and "experts" are just making this whole thing bigger than it actually is, because it's a damn good selling point. You can tell people that your app is safe and they'll believe you and buy your shit app because they don't understand and don't care what "safe" or "unsafe" means in this context. They just want to be secure against these "evil monster" companies. The same companies, which you portrayed them as "evil" and "unfair" and "mean" and "unrepentant" for over a decade now.

Just stop it now. All your crappy new "secure" messenger apps have failed awesomely. Delete your life now, please. This isn't about net neutrality or safety on the internet. This is all about you, permanently exaggerating about security and permanently training people to be introverted paranoid egoistic shit people so that they buy your elitist bullshit software.

Sorry for my low english skills, but please stop to exist, thank you.

Waiting for an interviewee since over half an hour.
20 minutes ago he called from a local undertaker searching us... From there it is a 5 minute walk to our company.

I guess we don't hire someone who cannot use Google Maps to determine the location of a company...

Valentine's day

There are two kinds of developers in this world:
Those that finish the project they started, and

30 chars for your email address? You've got to be kidding me (mine has 32)

My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.

When your code is a mess but still works

Girl: I love guys who are rich.
Me: I paid for sublime and winrar.
Girl: Your place or mine??

The only time I've not cursed someone while accepting the terms and conditions.

The moment, when you are reading rants on the toilet in the office and the automatic light turned off.

I don't drink coffee. Anyone?

There are two types of people. Those who can get out of vim and those who ^c^z^z:w:w:q:adkjkasjd▲▼:q1:q!

So good to see 'devRant' getting attention.

Was listed in
'Best-websites-a-programmer-should-visit'
list which is currently
the Top Trending Repo on Github for this month.

I live one block away from ROOT street in Santiago, Chile

There's a fine line between phishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Steven Wright

How I learn how to use VIM

That feeling when you are an experienced dev and you make a fool of yourself on Stack Overflow.

When you are the one who does all the work in a group project.

After opening the legacy code and finding out that the entire shit has 15000+ LOC and without proper comments

Linux : Born to Be Root
Windows : Born to Re Boot