Today was a productive day

Worked for an entire hour.
Then won 4 war Thunder games
Climbed 300 in clash of Clans
Took a nap
Had a beer

Sooo my friend asked my to become more active on steam and i did something about it! I'm going to be become the most activities steam user!

You can't be a web developer without having beef with GoDaddy

Request: Stackoverflow-like theme for devRant so I can chill and read rants on work while the rest of my colleagues believe I'm working/ investigating a bug

:)

The new gtk vscode themes are so awesome!

"Hey guys, so whats the name of the repo?"
"Oh, we are using Google Docs"

I got a PGP-encrypted email today, from my wife.
I am so proud

So I added
alias please=sudo
to my ~/.bashrc
so I can be more polite to my computer

console.log("reached here :)");

Interviewer: We're worried you don't have enough backend experience for this frontend position.

Just refactored 22 files into 2 files. God, that feels nice.

Chrome, putting my 16gb to good use...

"Work for me", client said, "I won't pay you but you will get some reputations for working with us" he added.

"Sorry, my body can't digest reputation", I replied.

The guy who did android dev before me in the company i work for, didn't get paid for 2 months, so he moved all the project files he worked on to an empty partition and locked the drive with Windows' BitLocker. He didn't give the password until he was fully paid. I kinda respect that guy.

You know you are screwed when windows starts looking for a solution online for a network problem

How to become Android Developer with zero Programming knowledge?

1. Goto "About" option in your Android mobile.

2. Click "Build Number" continuously 5 times.

*tap* *tap* *tap* *tap* *tap*

Congratulations
"You are a Developer"
now :p

Me: I’ve been in the web since 2006, of course i know html,css,javascript.
Also me: Google how to center a div.

Decided to go hardcore Vim in 2018.

No credits, sorry

She said yes :D

I'm the git master in my group for a uni project as I am the only one with some experience.
This is what I have to deal with

My last school used my SSN as the default account password.
Just to test, I used the “forgot password” functionality, and they sent me my SSN over clear text.

As a developer, I see that as 2 mortal sins 😡

Got a great boss!!;

Me: Hey, do we have a corporate GitHub account?
Boss: *excitedly* do we need it? We'll get it!
Me: uhh, yeah, we need it 😉

Don't care he doesn't know what it is, got his trust to get all the right tools!

Professor : Explain deadlock and I will give you full marks.

Me:- You give me full marks and I'll explain deadlock.

Teacher: press F5

Student: presses f then 5

Me: dies

Getting married tomorrow!!!
Holy shit!!

I'm kind of scared actually. But in a good way 😄

And here I am, in the middle of the night, trying to figure out why my fucking tests don't run 😄

I might have to say goodbye to all the tech I have now because my parents are pissed off about me not wanting to talk everything about the university.

Everything... Just taken away if I don't tell them exact fucking grades in every subject until tomorrow.

How about killing me now, huh? At least I would fucking have an ending to my suffering under them.

So I just finished an unpaid! Internship at a local tech company.

At the final meeting my boss said that he wants to keep me in the company. But my "skill level" is not high enough to pay me just now, and if I would stay as an unpaid intern for some months, we could talk about being paid.

After I refused, he was mad at me for "abandoning the team" and "hurting the company"

I hope other company's will be better. :/

Was irritated and annoyed because of a client.

Someone called the support line and I was ready for some temper-holding practice.

A very sweet lady was at the other side and she couldn't figure something out and was overwhelmed by all the options she had in her new hosting package.

Very calmly helped her and guided her to the right place, step by step. She did exactly what I said instead of playing a smartass.

She finally found it and said that she appreciated it and a ton of thanks 😊.

Now that's a good way to end a work day!

X: Can you link my Facebook account with the website?

Me: Yes. Can.

X: Good. I want to update website using Facebook since I know how to use Facebook well.

Me: 💀