My girlfriend knows what a coder needs when it’s their birthday. Lucky to have her. Walked into my room and it was set up like this.

Oh shit

Are you sure want to exist.

Bored, stuck in a long ass meeting. When suddenly someone brings up the program I made. People start complementing it.

Today's gonna be a good day.

Ranted about this guy yesterday (who didn't get that we weren't hosting his server).

Today my colleague picked up the phone and was like "yo, I've got this guy on the phone asking for you *explains who it is*"
Me: Oh FOR FUCKS SAKE. FUCKING FINE, PUT HIM THROUGH 😡
Guy: hey! I just wanted to let you know that the issue has been solved, it was not on your end.
Although I know I'm not required to do this, I want to apologize personally for the behavior of my it guy. It wasn't okay and if you got any stress or whatsoever due to him, again, my sincerest apologies! I've had a talk with him, it won't happen again. Have a great weekend!

Glad those kinda people still exist!

What if Doctors are treated as developers?

Netflix be like "CSS and javascript is for the n00bs.. Imma be rollin like this 😎"

When a website uses https but stores passwords in plain text...

It's 2018, web developers, let get our tools on..

Every time i touch javascript

What's on your mind?

Rubber duck.

Today we interviewed a _very_ good Angular1 Dev, by chance we showed him the forked ngRouter module we use, after some debate he explained that we were using it incorrectly.. I asked if he'd used it before to which he responded:

"Yeah, I'm the guy who built it"

😅

The bugs have learned to hide

512 looks like a more rounded number than 500.

Interviewer: So you worked with mysql?

Me: yes, for over 6 years

Interviewer: so, you know how to write queries?

try{
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}catch(){
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}

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SSH as root

I'm so sorry if this has been posted before! I thought it was kinda funny, and ought to share it with you guys.

go fuck yourself

"So you're a coder?"
"Yeah"
"Can you hack the pentagon then"

🙃

The one arcade game that I could never beat

No proble

How do you uninstall such a program without feeling very guilty...,😅

Cat: *walks onto keyboard*
Me: Aww how cute
Cat: $ git reset --hard HEAD

UI design gone wrong

Friend: "What is devRant?"
Me: "A place where programmers tell jokes and complain."
Friend: "Why dont you just do that irl?"
Me: "Because we never test in production"

Just got this slack from our server admin.

Found this on Twitter 😂😂
Kudos to @Zixxel

Dear javascript frameworks / libraries,

slow. the. fuck. down.

Thank you 🙃