Pushed to master on a Friday!

Console.log() is fine
But Have you tried
Console.table()

Mind = blown

I had a secondary Gmail account with a really nice short nickname (from the early invite/alpha days), forwarded to another of my mailboxes. It had a weak password, leaked as part of one of the many database leaks.

Eventually I noticed some dude in Brazil started using my Gmail, and he changed the password — but I still got a copy of everything he did through the forwarding rule. I caught him bragging to a friend on how he cracked hashes and stole and sold email accounts and user details in bulk.

He used my account as his main email account. Over the years I saw more and more personal details getting through. Eventually I received a mail with a plaintext password... which he also used for a PayPal account, coupled to a Mastercard.

I used a local website to send him a giant expensive bouquet of flowers with a box of chocolates, using his own PayPal and the default shipping address.

I included a card:

"Congratulations on acquiring my Gmail account, even if I'm 7 years late. Thanks for letting me be such an integral part of your life, for letting me know who you are, what you buy, how much you earn, who your family and friends are and where you live. I've surprised your mother with a cruise ticket as you mentioned on Facebook how sorry you were that you forgot her birthday and couldn't buy her a nice present. She seems like a lovely woman. I've also made a $1000 donation in your name to the EFF, to celebrate our distant friendship"

I wrote this code about 3 years ago.

I guess we all had to start somewhere ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Started learning node.js

Please bless me node devs 🙏🏻

The teacher didn't show up and everybody left, so i did a little painting 😅

Confession:
I actually like to code with JavaScript.

It's a terrible language, yes, but I find it fun to work with.

JetBrains is love ♥

S: Do you want to hear a UDP joke?
C: Yes I would like to hear a UDP joke.
S: ...
S: ...
C: ...?...?...?
S: Well I don't care if you get it!

User: "Hello, I'd like to hear a torrent joke".
Tracker: "I will refer you to people who can tell you a torrent joke"
Peer1: "Why d"
Peer2: "cken "
Peer3: "road?"
Peer4: "id th"
Peer3: "cross"
Peer1: "e chi"
Peer5: " the"

Peer2: "the o"
Peer4: "To ge"
Peer1: "side."
Peer5: "ther"
Peer2: "t to"

A REAL Ducky for REAL Problems...

Quite possibly the worst question I have ever seen on Stack Overflow

I wish any of my friends could understand it.

Normal people see a teen's book...

I'm getting increasingly convinced the world is a simulation and its curators have simply stopped caring.

I really wanted to sleep early today but then this arrived

I'm done here

Friend: What is your New Year's resolution??

Me: 7680×4320

Friend: Stupid Nerd. *Walks aways*

Recipe for Ice Coffee:
1: Make Coffee
2: Start coding
3: Forget you made Coffee
4: Drink it cold

Another dev on my team just got a new machine. Before he came in today I made two separate USB installers and left him these notes.

I'm pretty sure Shakespeare didn't say that.

Asks Cortana to tell a joke, and Cortana opens Bing. Made my day, well played Cortana

void walks into a cave
doesn't return

Most people.
"Dance like no one is looking"

Me.
"Sudo like you have backups"

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

I bet whoever wrote this code into Scala REPL didn't know they'd make someone smile during the holidays

Happy holidays everyone!

Found this....

Suddenly, everyone is switching to OpenSUSE, have I missed something?

I've tried languages
In count three dozen
But there's only one that doesn't
Stack up against the rest
Of course the one I think is best
It makes me jump and smile with glee
It is in fact
PHP

Full time eclipse user, I just bought intellij idea and it blows my mind :D

Merry Christmas everyone

I just got myself this book. Can't wait until I have time to read it.