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When after 5 years, u cant fully understand linux and someone wants to learn it in 2 days.
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Customer: I don't see why you cant just make me something like Facebook for $300 this is ridiculous
Me: ...
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do we have to use git/version control software? why cant we just mail everyone else the builds at the end of the day?5
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Is it usual to not be allowed to use headphones/earbuds at work?
We cant at our offfice atleast. The explination was that IF clients come by the offfice it looks like we are having a lan party! 😂21 -
Google just turned 18 years yesterday,cant believe i've been asking inappropriate questions to a minor for al those years
😆😅😂
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Why is it formatted like this? Cant they just do a \n on a capital Letter? This looks so terrible😢
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CTO wants all variables in file to be same length. You cant have "start" and "stop". You must have "start" and "cease".16
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Who said Linux cant be hacked?
Despite of best practises, now I am out of the sudoers list of my own machine.15 -
I have really found something that I really like, and that is email servers.
I cant explain it but it is so satisfying14 -
Ever since i became programming-literate i cant just enjoy a game without thinking how everything how everything is working 🤦🏻12
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I SWEAR TO FUCK IF ADOBE CANT GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER
WHY CANT AFTER EFFECTS LOAD AUDIO LONGER THAN 4 MINUTES
WHY DOES IT SILENCE THE AUDIO PAST THAT POINT
WHY DOES IT NOT NOTIFY YOU THAT IT WILL SILENCE THE AUDIO
IM GOING TO STRANGLE SOMEONE6 -
Man im so burnt out i cant function properly...ive been balls deep in 5 assignments all due next week for what feels like an eternity
Stress killed my immune system...cant sleep...sick af
Kill me pls5 -
Finished all my tasks. Went to bed happily thinking i deserve this rest.
Then after going to bed:
const onSleep = (position) => {
const newPosition = position === 'left' ? 'right' : 'left';
setTimeout(onSleep(newPosition), 120000);
}
Fml
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The more time you spend on devRant the more you notice how people:
1) cant understand that other people use other tools
2) cant understand that they actually enjoy using those tools
3) cant understand that they can ship good software products and code using those very tools.
Just build something you think is cool using the tools you think works best for you.10 -
windows: cant uninstall because program is still running
me: *opens task manager* ITS NOT RUNNING
windows: cant uninstall because program is still running
for gods sake, ill just restart the damn computer4 -
Drove my colleague mad with console.log("you cant find me"), that stare he gave me across the room when his stuck with a bug. made me lol in the office literally1
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My Flask App all of a sudden started throwing 'Error 500 - Internal Server Error' pages at me for a new subpage I made.
I couldn't figure WTF was wrong because the method responsible for the page literally just returned the HTML-template.
After giving up yesterday night, I noticed this morning that I forgot the quotes around the HTML-file name...
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FUCK
FUCKING BULLSHIT!
WHY THE FUCK DID I UPDATE MY RASPBERRY PI! FUCK, I CANT SSH INTO IT ANYMORE! ITS BOOTED AND THE FUCKING PI HOLE PROGRAMM WORKS BUT I CANT ACCESS IT TO SEE IF EVERYTHING IS FUCKING FINDE (which it totally isn't) FFFFFFFF11 -
Desperately need a devRant sticker, but cant even manage 5 ++'s, let alone 20. 😕
Summary of life...3 -
Ok so our director decided to try out google work space
Plugs in our organizations domain and emails etc
trial then expires
we now cant access our emails
cant login
cant do shit4 -
I hate professors who say "they know everything" but cant eveb teach a class how to properly code.
We survived with self studying2 -
Have any one used Skype for business, It seems to me it has down syndrome.
They cant just make a simple think work.12 -
Wtf... kids coding by google. I cant figure out the shortest route for this last level. Any ideas???
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Me: do you even know what computer programming is?
Person: agh yea... its when you program a computer...4 -
When someone tells you how to do a job but they cant even get to your basic level to even begin with
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PM measure workload by UI upgrades and careless abt backend, meaning you cant justify u were developing backend while there is no output.3
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Here for you, just so you cant sleep this night:
while (true) {
new long;
cout<<"Deal with it, motherfucker ";
}7 -
"linux is the slowest os, windows cant get viruses, we are almighty" this Windows pm didnt lie, he just said Alternative facts6
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Dude on reddit was hearing weird faint noises from his phone.
You'll never guess what he found out!
(Cant find source tho 😭)
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Manager: Speak with PersonA about ProjectX. Get back to me with feasibility and timescales.
Me: *speaks with PersonA about ProjectX*
Me: *does a few trials for more info*
Manager: Why did you not tell me you were looking into ProjectX with PersonA?
This is 2 days apart ...5 -
Welp, just found the first horrifying innacuracy in Silicon Valley... Richard prefers tabs over spaces. That cant possibly be a thing, right? Right!!?9
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Web class(html)
1.how to create table
2.how to use Colspan
3.how to use Rowspan
4.Col+row
5.(O_O)
*cant use css*annoying but at the same time awesome..next class gonna be javascript cant wait 👌🏻👌🏻
#Student #Html #webprogramming5 -
*trying to install arch linux for the first time*
> reboot
> system goes into a boot loop
> cant get into BIOS
> taking pc apart rn8 -
Ffs. Am I sick or is it normal that after almost a year at current company, I still love it and have nothing to rant about? It makes me happy and sad at the same time that i have nothing to rant about and this is the only rant i can come up with5
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A few weeks back I used Typora because I didnt find any word processors. Now I cant write without Typora1
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who invented goddamned dynamic typing
its over one hour and i cant find myself in this goddamn object
GODDAMN JS1 -
sister comes in my room saying: "hey i cant get on my facebook wall. can you like restart the internet?"5
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WTF!!!!!!!!!! THIS ONE IS NASTY!!!!! CANT GET THE POPU TO GO AWAY NO MATTER WHAT AND CANT SWITCH WINDOWS....UGH................. All my open tabs.....
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https://hackernoon.com/awkward-mome...
cant stop laughing like crazy.... i havent done JS in awhile though....1 -
How old does a startup need to get before you cant call it a startup anymore? Or is age independant of startup status?9
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@dfox great podcast cant wait for the next one
I must admit i havent read the pragmatic programmer its going on my bucket list5 -
Whats it with phones not allowing the flash light under 5%. As if i cant fkn decide myself how to use my battery.13
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I need new monitor
Extra ram
new mechanical keyboard
ooh fuck it i cant afford that
my life sucks !5 -
I hate when theres simple problems I cant solve. Legit pisses me off. I cant even program a simple number sorting algorithm. 🤬9
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Why i cant work for myself ?
this is the question which every programmer one day will ask himself32 -
This company's API simply wraps python commands from "client.get_data" to http://service_host/get_data. I spent 30 minutes trying to get through your stupid PIP installation crap, to find out all you do is wrap python's urllib2 library with 4 lines of code?
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Fuck arch.
I know what you're thinking
"arch isn't that bad he's overreacting"
WELL I'M NOT OVERREACTING!
Thanks to me trying to install Arch i cant get my laptop to boot. It just say some thing about network boot failing. I cant go into BIOS either. It doesn't work! I cant even boot from usb!! It still just say some thing about network boot failing, shows some weird black screen with a black bar at the top left and after a while shows some thing about network boot failing again and that repeats9 -
cant we already get to a point where we have one single fat datetime format in CS...
ISO this, RFC that, UNIX those10 -
I just gave snapchat access to my contacts permissions, i cant wait to see what they will do with that. so exciting!!8
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Caused my first regression. Being sarcastically congratulated by co workers. Cant describe the feeling in any emotion possible and known to homo sapiens.1
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This is really sucks 😠😠😡 and you know you cant extend your f......ing storage cause they decide who want more storage.
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Why the UI/UX guys don't understand that aligning divs is not that easy???
We cant fucking drag those things ....6 -
Our dev uses laravel and instead of doing a sum to get a total of a couple columns he is getting all values and manually counting them up in the php.
he keeps telling he cant improve and i cant work on his code because i know i will break the rest.
when i looked at the code i had the following feeling.
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On a Sunday 8pm evening. C-Level (CEO, CFO, C-etc) guy account is getting auto logout.
Boss: please be available on a 9pm call.
Me: can this wait till tomorrow?
Boss: No
Me in my head: why cant just login again
Meanwhile on normal days: other users experiencing issues.
Boss: C-guy never experienced and I cant replicate it.
Me: nice..4 -
Funny team names? A team at my comapany cant call themselves the "super high intensity team" so they gotta find a new name.15
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Me: trying to do any simple fucking project
Me: cant figure out how to do something simple or cant figure out how to start or how something should work.
Me *Looks up problem* (everytime...)
results: SOMETHING I WOULD NEVER HAVE FUCKING THOUGHT OF.
Am I just a shitty programmer, a shitty learner, or just not cut out for this? because I fucking Love this field. this is the only thing I ever want to do. BUT I CANT FIGURE ANYTHING OUT FOR THE LIFE OF ME EVEN WITH LANGUAGES IM GOOD AT!! WHICH IS JUST PYTHON AND IM STILL SHIT AT THAT.
I TRY TO DO PROJECTS WITH JS, OR C, OR PYTHON PICK WHICHEVER ONE. AND I NEVER KNOW HOW I SHOULD START IT, AND IF I LOOK UP HOW TO DO IT ITS SO MUCH LONGER AND COOLER AND BETTER THAN MY DUMBASS WOULD HAVE DONE (and longer in a good way because its well thought out and works)
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET A REAL JOB IN THE FIELD IF I CANT MAKE THE RANDOM IDEAS THAT I SEE ON THE INTERNET AND WHY CANT I MAKE THEM AS GREAT OR LONG AND SHIT ON MY OWN. SO MANY PEOPLE CAN WRITE SO MANY LINES OF CODE AND FUNCTIONS AND ALL THIS SHIT THAT WORKS AND YEAH THEY LOOK UP SOME PROBLEMS BUT NOT HOW TO FUCKING DO THE ENTIRE THING LIKE SOME FUCKING RETARD
AWDJKBAKWJBDAOLK;JWDBOALBJKWODANLWIO;NIAWDN;PIAWLDJBAWIDHB
I CANT GO A PROJECT WITHOUT LOOKING UP HOW TO DO ANYTHING BECAUSE MY LITTLE BRAIN CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO IT18 -
Am i the only person complaining about Android being a fucking irritating load of bloatware, which you cant escape from. I just cant understand how we are being Okay with such a huge bloated OS which doesnt do any justice to the hardware. Views ?8
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I've been programming a simple DB engine all day. As my commit describes, i cant tell how it went...
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I wrote some 3d opengl application years back on a windows machone. wanted to get back into it except now i have a macbook and apple no longer supports opengl in favor of their own metal graphics library
why cant people just let other technologies be. why do we have to keep deprecating stuff. why cant we just chill...4 -
Please read this it is a very good article about today's youth.
http://coding2learn.org/blog/2013/... -
Motherf*ing broadcom and thair sh*tty wlan adapters with 0 comaptibility so you have do download drivers witch you CANT because you have no FRIGGING wifi. *Downloads drivers from another pc*
Mak install ERROR this variable is not set when initiated. WHAT??? Yo are a sotware company and cant even make Installers what the f*ck1 -
9pm I REALLY needed to get some work done... Head was dropping like a nodding dog at my laptop... Gave up and went to bed.... Now its after 2am and I've been watching YouTube for 5 hours and still awake.... Just what even....1
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The moment, when a "vr ready" alienware laptop (which is crap, because alienware is crap) cant handle a selfmade vr game made with unity3d...6
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Why is everyone talking about this Silicon Valley Tv Show. I just started watching it, and i cant stop 😅😣1
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current site issue, client and pm cant see the full list of people in multiple select box because they cant find the scroll bar.
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Quick tip:
An office laptop cant keep unity, atom, github desktop, >100 firefox tabs and ms word open at the same time.8 -
Is it just me or dont links in Devrant work¿ and since it gets cutoff I cant look for that link myself.5
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When you cant get project documention because people have other things to do and your project has a deadline in 2 weeks
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I always use bootstrap or anything else except writing CSS from scratch. I cant help it, I dont like writing CSS from nothing.2
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FUCK MY LIFE WHY CANT A RASPI BOOT FROM USB??! I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A PROJECT FOR IT FOR THE LAST WEEK, SPENT NIGHTS LEARNING ELECTRONIC BASICS AND GUESS WHAT? THAT FUCKING RASPIAN ON MY MICRO SD CARD IS NOT BOOTING. AND I CANT REINSTALL IT BECAUSE I HAVENT GOT AN FUCKING ADAPTER FOR THIS SHIT. I HAVENT BEEN USING A MICRO SD FOR YEARS.
AND NOW I CANT TEST MY PROGRAM BECAUSE I NEED THE RASPIS GPIO PINS :(6 -
Cant believe I just figured out ctrl R in a linux terminal. I have hit the up arrow key way too many times.
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as you guys know this is still related on my prev rants, today i just found out that we cant bring or use headphone while we are on our work stations and guess what you cant chat with your team mates too unless its official business regarding the project other topics such as hobbies or anything are not allowed and you will get reported to the boss...
like G*d dammit you cant code since everything is blocked.. you cant install dev tools and sh*t you cant browse any websites *good thing is the did not block this site.. so far* ... you cant talk... its just staring at the ceiling for 8 freaking hrs -_- someone pls kill me8 -
Mr developer are you giving me constructive criticism? or forcing your programming faith down my throat again? i really cant tell.
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I'm getting pretty fed up with dependency injection and having to do work in Loopback; why cant it just work!1
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I JUST got my stickers!! Thank you so much @dfox and Tim!! Absolutely love it!! Cant wait to get 100 or even 1000 ++s!
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Nooooo you cant just enable kernel modules at will, you need to know what they do!
Me: Höhö, B.A.T.M.A.N. Advanced meshing protocol goes brrrrr2 -
ON THE PHONE WITH THE SHITTY HEALTH CARE PROVIDER THAT OUR COMPANY USES... THEY CANT PROVIDE AN EMAIL.... NOW THE GUY I GOT SAYS HE CANT ACCESS MY INFO BECAUSE OF A SYSTEM ERROR.... NEED TO TRANSFER TO ANOTHER GUY!!!!
WTF!!!!! DUMBASSES.... THEY SHOULD BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!!
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Printers are the most annoying thing. Why can't iPhone and iPad print to normal printers? WHY CANT WORD PRINT TO MY 3D PRINTER???
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React app, on mongodb 3.6 and mongoose 5.0.17
Still cant use tje aggregate function without a cursor. Anyhelp ? -
Ok can someone explain this to me, i cant get it to function properly on chrome. Others are fine...
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That feeling when company gave you a laptop on which you have to work and you cant work because your laptop is so weak that cant build solution because of constans crashes. Should i tell it to ceo? Guys help, first work and already problems :[5
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Fuck the lineage install fcked something up big time on my OnePlus 6...
No more flashing unofficial roms...
I tried flashing stock several times... still cant get past the boot screen witch the animation.
Never happened before.... cant even access storage from TWRP.... fck....
Any ideas? Even if i restore the stock image, it just keeps showing the booting screen.15 -
I wonder if I should add to my bachelor thesis' implementation report that I had trouble setting up my SQL init script and lost around a day because I made a typo in a table-name and therefore my foreign key kept fsiling for unknown reasons 😂
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I cant tell if i like it practical, or prefer the default thingy thing at the bottom of my android home screen :i
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Cant sometimes decide project names.. Especially for ones meant to be learning projects... I think Ill just start naming them Culture ship names :P3
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Hate it when I'm starting to feel sick and I actually have to not code for awhile because I cant think straight 😭
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Company just gave me a laptop running windows 10 that doesnt get to the login screen because of a bad AVG upgrade - of course its urgent hence they cant give it to the guy whos fucking job it is becuase he will take week.
Firstly just found out you cant access safe mode without a disk if you cant hit the login sceen - Windows your fucking kidding me right?
Now I've been watching a spinning fucking circle for an hour while it's "attempting repairs" without even saying what its trying, oh ya and of course formatting this peice of shit is out of the question.2 -
Does anyone like being the "tech support" at work. Like helping people when they cant send a basic email?7
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Is it posible to change your devrant password? If yes where? Cause i cant find it (on phone or desktop)15
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Wow being a developer and having windows 10 is amazing you cant see all the freaking fontfaces correctly1
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FUCK THE FUCKING INTERNET CANT EVEN LOAD A COMMENT FORGET ABOUT POSTING ONE. I DRAGTED ONE AMD THE INTERNET MOTHER FUCKER2
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Has anyone got Google certification for web developer? I actually cant find a place to start. Currently googling.1
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Anyone with any idea why installing electron has become a pain now
I'm on windows 10 and cant get electron installed on it2 -
Vue <router-link> cant parse props data when parsed using path="" rather than name=""
WHAAAAAAAATTTT??????2 -
am I the only one here, who is looking for cloud computing service, because I cant host things at home?2
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Some people just cant write BEM and sass with a little bit of common sense!!! Arrrrrhhhh this shit is just so messed up!!
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