Ibm quantum computer

Just trying Visual Studio Code because of it's first product from Microsoft that are totally free😂😂😂

GG WP for the hours spent on this (source : https://twitter.com/animetbh/... )

Roses are FF0000,
Violets are 0000FF,
I'll hate scope-changing clients
While(true)

Hhhmmmmmmm a useless piece of shit like always it is then

When code runs without bug and whole team is like...

After reading the 100000th sudo joke on devrant. Please stop it. They are not funny at all.

Teamwork they said..lol someone fucked the whole repository.

!rant
I finally got a whiteboard! Am I a real dev yet?

Me: Push... peek... push.... Pop...
Husband: What are you doing?

$test = TRUE;
$baby = TRUE;
$egg = 1
$sperm = 1;

if ($test != 'TRUE') {
print "No Baby.";
} else {
foreach($eggs as $egg)
{
$baby = count($egg + $sperm);
return $baby;
printf("Congratulations");
}
}

Where it all started.....

Where's your best place to code?

remember childhood

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

How long it takes to finish a task ...

Source: https://reddit.com/r/funny/...

Every time I write 'color', I die slightly inside

When I said I am a programmer..

Tried webpack today...

Sums it up well

Boy: I love You
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Boy: sudo I love You
Girl: Please enter root password:
Boy: 123456789
Girl: Wrong. Please enter root password:
Boy: root
Girl: Wrong. Please enter root password:
Boy: qwerty
Girl: Wrong. You have tried 3 times.
Girl: I have boyfriend.
Boy: Dammit.
Girl: Command not found.

New guy: There's a memory leak in my code.
Me: You need to free the memory you previously allocated.
New guy: Already did that, deleted everything from my "Downloads" folder and some stuff from my Desktop.
Me: *Long Pause* Have you tried "rm -rf /" yet ?

Overloadception

Better investigate before flying off the handle!

28 more ++ for flip-flops
I've been waiting for this for far too long

Trying to fix bugs..

Took an interview today.

Me - What do you think JavaScript is interpreted or compiled.

Guy(5+ years of UI exp) - It's neither of them. It just runs on browser.

At that moment I slowly started fading away into a black hole for the absolute peace and embrace death.

If only she knew!

Today is Diwali or you can say Dipawali. A festival of lights. The whole country celebrates it by lighting up their homes with oil lamps made up of clay cups.

I wish my devRant community here a very Happy Diwali.

That face you make when your IDE tries to tell you how to write your code...