Oyi...!!!

# I am not a VIM user.

Debugging in production be like...

That would be 🙄

Today we had a yearly company photoshoot... Fucking hate it..
Anyhow, the guy walked around office to take pictures of us in 'action'. However as a precaution he couldn't take pictures of the source code... So I was like:

The client: Why you are writing using strange language, why you didn't use English? We can't accept that...

Me doing CSS:

It's 2:10 AM on a Friday night.
Well played "cordova ionic".
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Fuck you too :'(

I have mixed feeling about this test result

when your code is a mess but everything work out in the end

How I protect my source code from prying eyes of colleagues.

Anyone else does this? 😂

Got a new intern today. He is a way better coder than me! 😂

What issue did you FUCKING fix!!?

Yeah we have version control

Screw Emojis!!

Client asks how many days will it take to implement feature XYZ.

I say 3 days. But Skype had other plans.

[devart No. 3]
Title: "Go fix yourself"

Responsive rubber-ducking

Committing at 860km/h as we make our way soaring through the sky towards Berlin!

When you don't test EVERYTHING...

So Groove has a Coding Playlist.
How about that ._.

It always throws back ;)

Ha good try

Me: The script is 85% ready.
Manager: Lets make it do something else, then.

Hmm.... Gotta try this. 🤔 🤔

Vim ftw ❤

Picking up my kid in kindergarten, they asked if I had time to help fix the manager's computer. Internet wasn't working, at had been on the phone with support for 4 hours. I accepted the challenge, open prompt and typed "ipconfig /renew". Done. I walked out a rockstar.

CLASSIC: when there is a big emergency at the office everyone is going crazy and looking for you even under the rocks and you show up at the office 😎😏

Fuck windows

Settings done right!