This one wins

In Europe, we use € instead of $ in jQuery.

When you assume user input.
I stole this from a Discord server, sorry if repost

@dfox Is there any devRant advertising available that I could print and hang up in my office. I would like to convince as many as possible of my programmer colleagues to use devRant :)

I wish any of my friends could understand it.

Teachers at my uni can relate to this...

No credits, sorry

Just made a laser sentry tower for my cats. Next up is adding some tracking so it can play with them by itself while I'm at work and after that I'm adding a Wi-Fi module and camera so that i can also play with them while I'm at work... I couldn't resist using a mouse to top it off 😂

From personal experience what laptop would you recommend for developing?(No macs)

When you debugging like no other.

2017++

If you start your npm install script at exactly 11:52:04 on New Year's eve, it will finish at exactly midnight.

Start off your 2019 right.

I took my old project and I was like "Why don't fix it and open source it?". So from 2785 lines of code in main class, I've cut it to 1662 lines of code while keeping same functionality plus some more...

Love to browse the reviews on the playstore sometimes

Happy Holidays everyone!

Junior dev: I found the bug
Senior dev: I found a bug

Junior dev vs senior dev? Anyway?

A beer to drink when everything goes wrong

I'm the git master in my group for a uni project as I am the only one with some experience.
This is what I have to deal with

You know you are drunk when you SSH into the server and try to SSH back into your computer.😂

"The website must be fully compatible with Internet Explorer"
Yeah well that's too fucking bad

Whoever designed the USB plug to fit perfectly in an Ethernet port: I hate you!

From twitter - https://twitter.com/AdamOfEarth/...

*scroll in devrant*
*see some long rant*
*scroll faster

I am pretty fast...😂😂

A gradle update made me waste a whole day of my life.

Going to school.

Just kidding!

This is a real project.

I hate Munich. Instead of using Windows, the city administration had built their own Linux distro called LiMux for all of the ~30000 city's computers. They invested years into developing it, because, hey, it's open source! Now they used it for four years, and just as Microsoft opens an office in town, they throw it all overboard and go back to Windows. Why? Because, umm, they can't even use MS Word, what all the others use and such.
This is such a bullshit. You had a good thing going here, in times of NSA surveillance and monopolies. Munich is such a capitalistic town. I'm happy to have moved out of it for good.

Life saver

So I've been pulling my hair out as for WHY ON FUCKING EARTH MY CHANGES DON'T SHOW WHEN I RUN THE RSS FEED GENERATOR.

Oh right maybe I should upload the file first 😅🔫