got it working!

#easterTechSupport

This is hilarious 😁

Best xcode review ever

I dream of the day a professor gives me a question that requires a meme be made lmao

Ughhh... I know how to, cant be fit.

One does not simply uninstall visual studio...one has to first update the installer

UTF-8 gone wrong

I literally have ntn to rant about so here's this(more in cmnts)

Haha! Command lines :-P

Comprehensive HTTP Status Codes 😂

My company just migrated our mail servers over to office365. My boss has been excited and could barely contain himself when the migration was done he was having the best day ever after he got a good deal on some new toys...Then I ruined it.

Me (setting up) > WTF!? um...well I guess I don't have email on my phone anymore. These permissions are fucked.
Him > Oh why?
Me > They are ridiculous, I won't give away this much control just to read email.
Him (panicking) > and if buy you a company phone?
Me > Not a fuck it's still a personal device. I'll just sandbox the web version.
Him > Your over reacting, they obviously need them for security blah blah...
Me (sends him the pic) > The minimum system requirement is internet.
(...silence...)

I feel kinda bad for killing his vibe - he's a nice guy and he's only trying to do right by us but now he seems down like his toy isn't shiny anymore because he respects me. I wasn't beating on the stack or his choice (mines running on thunderbird). I just can't support this trend of GOD mode permissions for email / calculator and other single feature apps. I'll use the web app instead. You have to draw the line somewhere...

On the other hand I can't deny that I'm loving the irony that Microsoft just made my life easier and have a deep sense of satisfaction that for the first time ever I got fuck up his Friday :/

> build.gradle == lifeispain
TRUE

The most efficient malware distribution system indeed

"IoT is awesome~!"

"What things about it do you love?"

"Hm, hold on a second. Oh dear."

"Something wrong?"

"Just a sec. My Fridge is getting DDoS'd"

https://github.com/opal/opal/...

Warnings are red
My screen is blue
I think I just deleted
System32

How to calculate walking distance

Km/m/inch ❌
3 songs ✔️

https://mobile.twitter.com/rishmish...

Fuck relationships, the only relationship I can have and maintain is with my Linux or in my databases.

I'm setting up my working laptop. Just made a fresh install of Kubuntu, but apart from VS Code, Discord, Franz and NodeJS I don't see what I should install. Do you have any advice ?

So tonight Kofi Annan passed away.

Thank you Malmö public transport news.

Me out.

If I run into a problem with code or a configuration of some kind, like a good little programmer, I Google it.

One of two things will happen:

1) I quickly find the answer to my problem.

or

2) After hours of searching, I can't find anything about my problem. At all. I change the search phrasing, adjust the advanced search settings, read all the somewhat related but still unrelated articles. Nothing.

If #1 happens, awesome, life is great, thanks Internet!

If #2 happens, it's because of one of two things:

1) I am the first person in the world to stumble upon this issue. Quick! To the Blog Cave!

2) I AM TOO STUPID TO BE DOING WHAT I AM TRYING TO DO BECAUSE MY MISTAKE IS SO UNBELIEVABLY DUMB THAT NO ONE HAS BOTHERED NOR WILL BOTHER TO WRITE ABOUT IT, ANYWHERE, EVER. I LOOK AT MY WORK AGAIN FOR THE 100TH TIME AND FINALLY REALIZE MY EMBARRASSING NOOBERY.

2.1 is a unicorn. 2.1's happen to other people.

I am dealing with a 2.2.

Machine Learning messed up!

I think I am tired.

I almost did a switch-case on a boolean.

Except uninterruptable sleep...

I am so glad that i learned at middleschool how to use excel😂

Outrageous!!!

I just noticed the huge amount of Germans on this platform. Gather together, my fellow Schnitzels! 🍻

DevOps is like development, except there is zero test coverage, everything is a race condition, and there are a million variables declared as global. 😡

Unpopular opinion: I like JavaScript.