When I get told our Chrome-only app needs to support IE as well by the end of the year.

And I didn't find my emails for days...

Back in the days when I started to learn c I had an assignment to print all the prime numbers between 1 to 100 but didn't know how (with if/for/while)

So I searched Google for "prime numbers from 1 to 100" and used printf to print them on the screen

I got an A+

Asks Cortana to tell a joke, and Cortana opens Bing. Made my day, well played Cortana

Im drunk, time to code assembly

So we have a "GUI"-class at university. It's fucking C at Windows API. Yes, please kill me.

But why ???

* Got my first job as php dev
* Two weeks later I'm writing Angular app

git commit -m "weekend, in the middle of fucked up!"

Hey, i want to make a game and i need some help, so I'm looking for a team.

What i need is:
2 programmers
3 graphics artists
2 level designers
1 music composer
2 dialog writers
1 web designer for page and forums
5 testers

What i will do, you ask? Well, I've got some really good ideas. I think the game should be like Final Fantasy, but bigger and better. I worked with RPG Maker for two months, but I'm best with ideas. I think my ideas would make some incred...

GO SHOVE YOUR IDEAS INTO YOUR ASS! The idea means nothing. I got an idea for the best game ever, right this morning while i was taking a SHIT!

Hobby teams need people who create content. And people who can do stuff will more likely work with someone who does stuff as well and has proven that he is able to get things done.

Unplanned vacations..

I just love lambdas

When ISP finishes Internet installation like that.

Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

Programming: Doing many different things numerous times and expecting a single result.

a cool command for your repetitive "cp" bot work

Amazed my mom actually took time to research some programming languages for my birthday cake 😁

That's your boy android.

If I got a dollar for every bug I fixed, I'd have NaN by now.

How many times have you sat down at someone's desk who's asked for your help on something they've been unable to solve only to get them to read over the prompts and the problem is fixed in 2 minutes?

Sales Guy: Hey Man, you know what? you should go back to college and advance your knowledge in Software Engineering. This way you will be an expert in programming and handling the Servers.
Me: I started programming at the age of 17 and started handling servers by the age of 18. Can I ask you something if you don't mind?
Sale Guy: Yea sure I don't mind anything
Me: Get the fuck out of here

I think it is time to go for 10Gbit

Anyone else look at Linux kernel 0.01 and think "this is some next level stuff"?

This is my desktop for 42 hours every day.

"Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it. " - Donald Knuth

"Wifi does not have an ip address"
I hate being the family "tech" person.

Wise man

*me teaching someone to code*

Me: So what do you think will happen when we run this?
Student: ummm... I don...🤔
Random: I KNOW! It does xyz 😄
Student: agh yea, it does xyz 😅
Me: (ffs) 😐

Nothing gets learned in the end 😮

Am I wrong?

I am Computer Science Student
Yesterday I asked question to my classmates, what is Linux,

here's some(non-forgettable) replays:

3- An App
2- A Soap
1- Game character

and most (suggest me..a word) :

0- Linux Crackers(Food)

and that guy sent me this..

Agile and scrum are the best model for development.