Me and my wife are software engineers
Started dating while doing a project together
I guess you could say that we...
MERGED WITHOUT CONFLICTS

If you have good eyes, list C# in your skills section.

Well yeah. He is right!

Best show ever

USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

*Me and my GF who works for CIA*

Me: Send nudes
GF: Whose do you want ?

There ain't no place like ~

When GitHub sent me these for my presentation on VCS in Google developers group meetup...

http://techoalien.com/2015/07/...

Variable naming conventions..

Got the best cake for my 30th birthday. Only if my wife understood what language I program with. I still love her though!

Don't be like jimmy... test before committing! 😋

Story of my life

"Sure ill join the meeting it's not like I'm busy with the project's deadline being this Friday and all"
My notes from the meeting:

When you want to contribute but Stackoverflow says "fuck no".

I laughed so hard when I saw this post,i don't know how knowing the Microsoft suite is going to help you become anyone famous worldwide and oh.steve jobs main role was not programming but mostly marketing.

Making Variables

No words

I have the habit of immediately closing parentheses after opening them, then insert the code.

The problem is, this applies to hand writing as well. Because you cannot move characters in a hand written exam I spend half of the time writing, then removing parentheses.
Whyyy brain

Hahahaha

Testing CSS with caching turned on be like...

?notFullScreen=false

Coworker's whiteboard today

So a friend says @trogus has a similar with Joseph Gordon-Levitt, what do you think?

Credits: Hexical Labs WebSite

It was fucking weird when our teacher in web programming class told to make a PHP page but he forgot to give us root access to Apache server and most importantly more than half of the class didn't know what the fuck a web server was and what is Apache.
Rest in peace college degree.

I don't like coffee.

Me: Let's grab something for dinner!
GF: Sure, but let's go somewhere safe
Me:

When the normal cream doesn't do the job...

What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long?

A πthon

You are a programmer if your dark circles are bigger than your friend circle.

Conversation with my Boss

B: Are u a hacker?
M: No
B: We need a hacker?
M: Why?
B: Because X department wants to do a hackathon.