Thought i knew JavaScript, the truth is i dont, and got a job where it requires only pure JavaScript 😭

Me fixing bugs on our legacy system

Always

how email really works

Made a playlist for my boss

Strange how Buddha accurately predicted the ransomware attacks :/

Developers to designers be like...

My old laptop had an ear bud warmer right here. This new one is defective, those ear buds are still cold.

A software engineer was smoking...

A lady nearby asked him: "Can't you read the warnings? Smoking is injurous to health!"

He replied: "We are bothered only about errors, not warnings!"

Having those extra arms would come in handy

Ramadan Mubarak to all of my Muslim developers out there. 😊

I c what you did there 😂

Savage😂

Hmm...

I find this quarantine threatening.

Can't deny ;)

When the manager says, more commenting on code

Specially if you've never had one

Lets check out the dev in you.

Problem: Print "Hello World" in C in such a way that you cannot use any semicolon anywhere in the program.

Try this without using internet.

Hint: You only need to know basics of C.

Could not resist sharing.
Src: http://commitstrip.com/en/2013/...

Told the CEO I was looking at other jobs. I could see in realtime how all joy in his soul sipped out of him, followed by a 30 minute rant why I should stay and blah blah blah(heard it all before).

Little did he know, I'm expecting three final "yes"es by Friday, and I got a call 5 minutes before I talked to him saying "Hi, we have a contract ready for you to sign if you want it" 😂 Pretty proud of myself for getting a new job on a big firm, in under two weeks 😎

The real story: How the Apple was damaged.

The most badass programming language ever

Source: https://reddit.com/r/C_Programming/...

This sums up a big majority of Devs.

Gillette Excel

I can't see an end, I have no control and I don't think there's an escape - I don't even have a home anymore
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Definitely time for a new keyboard

my all-time favorite xkcd comic. Many will know it already, but i think it's a nice start into devrant community and maybe a few will laughing as hard as i did when i've seen it the first time :)

Just arrived...

Got this from a recruiter:

We are looking for a **Senior Android Developer/Lead** at Philadelphia PA

Hiring Mode: Contract

Must have skills:

· 10-12 years mobile experience in developing Android applications
· Solid understanding of Android SDK on frameworks such as: UIKit, CoreData, CoreFoundation, Network Programming, etc.
· Good Knowledge on REST Ful API and JSON Parsing
· Good knowledge on multi-threaded environment and grand central dispatch
· Advanced object-oriented programming and knowledge of design patterns
· Ability to write clean, well-documented, object-oriented code
· Ability to work independently
· Experience with Agile Driven Development
· Up to date with the latest mobile technology and development trends
· Passion for software development- embracing every challenge with a drive to solve it
· Engaging communication skills

My response:

I am terribly sorry but I am completely not interested in working for anyone who might think that this is a job description for an Android engineer.

1. Android was released in September 2008 so finding anyone with 10 years experience now would have to be a Google engineer.
2. UIKit, CoreData, CoreFoundation are all iOS frameworks
3. Grand Central Dispatch is an iOS mechanism for multithreading and is not in Android
4. There are JSON parsing frameworks, no one does that by hand anymore

Please delete me from your emailing list.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base-3 joke!