This right now.

Every job interview question ever

Probably repost.
Loved this.

These "math question" captchas are really stupid.
It's not even an image that has to be OCR-ed, it's just plaintext. Why can't these people understand a captcha is supposed to be something only a person can do? This is math. Computers are amazing at math.

Sadly I don't know the source

Lets create a story:

One day I was coding on my laptop, and I decided to get out to get a cup of coffee...

The inside of my coffee cup looked too pretty,had to stop to admire and click.

Wish my phone had a better camera.

Just received a job invitation for my first developer position. But I never wrote a line of code in my life. I guess my interviewer too.

I'd have a gf
But she'd probably ransomware

The ramesh guy

Oh.. So the deadline is tomorrow? How about we schedule a fucking FOUR HOUR meeting to speed things up?

Yeah, fuck you too...

Wohoo! Just signed for my first work as a developer! :)

Okay ... So I was asked by my friend .. why do you put a hashtag infront of C ... It should be #C right?
I told him dude .. the sharper part should always come at the end ...

My shower renders temperature as a boolean. 😩

Me and my team in middle of our first hackathon-
a girl who is our class topper is my team mate, trying to write some Android Code.

I am writing nodejs Api, she calls me saying there's a bug in my code,so for saving time I decided to fix that small thing on her laptop,so when I went to the backend folder to open the js file,I see no default text editor set for it. After searching,I found out she had no atom,sublime,vs etc.
I asked her - "Do you even have notepad++ ?".
She - "I have notepad,but not ++".

That day I had to edit my code in Wordpad. I am still shaking.

Have any of you ever feel like chocking your client to death

Found this in a API from a big company. NDA prevent me from telling the name.
if(index < 1024 && index > 1024)

Code Documentation 😍😎

User Guide Documentation 😭💔

Do you see the same ranters again and again? I begin to ‘know’ some of these people.

I lost a friend today😭.

He wanted to checkout my MacBook Pro, because he was thinking about buying one.

So I pulled mine out of my backpack, and turned it on.. Then windows 10 popped up!

I looked at him in shock like I just got caught watching porn. I tried to explain to him “it’s not what you think! I had to install it to use Microsoft Project!

He just looked at me in disgust, shaking his head, and walked away....

Friend: Bro there's a life outside the internet also
Me: Send me the link

I would love to change the world but they won’t give me the source code

triggered af

Amazon support guy: Oh its a Windows instance. I'm a Linux Engineer so...
Me: I know your pain. I'm in pain, too. Now help me.

That moment when you realize, you’ve accepted an overly complicated project with a deadline so short...

True hero...😂😂😂

Me: I think you should keep your data in a proper database.

Client : Don't try to up sell your products to me. Excel works just fine! Been keeping data in it for years! Wonder why you ever need a database to begin with.

What would you say? Cause I'm speechless.

When a website uses https but stores passwords in plain text...

Help me...
My class is full of retards....

Said yes to a stupid feature request. Now will have to make it. Must learn to say no.